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    Somehwere there is a Vikings Joke in the headline

    I wonder if the interviewed Smoot?

    http://www.startribune.com/218/story/977144.html


    As for sex, boaters do it better, survey says

    By Gail Rosenblum, Star Tribune


    Among the endless stream of silly news releases we receive daily, this one offered a good laugh all around because of endless opportunities for innuendo. A recent survey of 1,000 people by Discover Boating and Russell Research found that boaters make better lovers. In fact, 67 percent of boaters reported that they are satisfied with their sex lives, compared with 58 percent of nonboaters. Boaters (motor-powered, inflatable, dinghy? didn't say) also expressed greater satisfaction than nonboaters (75 percent vs. 70 percent) with their marriages. No response yet on whether that's because one of them is living on a houseboat.

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    Re: Somehwere there is a Vikings Joke in the headline

    "THEBIGDADDY" wrote:
    I wonder if the interviewed Smoot?

    http://www.startribune.com/218/story/977144.html


    As for sex, boaters do it better, survey says

    By Gail Rosenblum, Star Tribune


    Among the endless stream of silly news releases we receive daily, this one offered a good laugh all around because of endless opportunities for innuendo. A recent survey of 1,000 people by Discover Boating and Russell Research found that boaters make better lovers. In fact, 67 percent of boaters reported that they are satisfied with their sex lives, compared with 58 percent of nonboaters. Boaters (motor-powered, inflatable, dinghy? didn't say) also expressed greater satisfaction than nonboaters (75 percent vs. 70 percent) with their marriages. No response yet on whether that's because one of them is living on a houseboat.
    is this because of the motion of the boat?

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    Re: Somehwere there is a Vikings Joke in the headline

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    "THEBIGDADDY" wrote:
    I wonder if the interviewed Smoot?

    http://www.startribune.com/218/story/977144.html


    As for sex, boaters do it better, survey says

    By Gail Rosenblum, Star Tribune


    Among the endless stream of silly news releases we receive daily, this one offered a good laugh all around because of endless opportunities for innuendo. A recent survey of 1,000 people by Discover Boating and Russell Research found that boaters make better lovers. In fact, 67 percent of boaters reported that they are satisfied with their sex lives, compared with 58 percent of nonboaters. Boaters (motor-powered, inflatable, dinghy? didn't say) also expressed greater satisfaction than nonboaters (75 percent vs. 70 percent) with their marriages. No response yet on whether that's because one of them is living on a houseboat.
    is this because of the motion of the boat?
    that or the or the double ended dildo that smoot uses? ;D

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    Re: Somehwere there is a Vikings Joke in the headline

    "THEBIGDADDY" wrote:
    I wonder if the interviewed Smoot?
    Don't for get about McKinnie. He's the one who had the box lunch served up by the stripper.

    She was a bad girl though & probably just needed a good licking.

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