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    hawaiianvike21 is offline Team Alumni
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    Dec 1969

    Some interesting facts and questions

    Found this on another board and thought id show it everone on here. Youll get a crack out of this stuff.

    Question 1:
    If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

    Read the next question before looking at the answer
    for this one.

    Question 2:
    It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.

    Candidate A -
    Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

    Candidate B -
    He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

    Candidate C -
    He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

    Which of these candidates would be your Choice? Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.

    Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
    Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
    Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.

    And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question:
    If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

    Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.

    Never be afraid to try something new.

    Amateurs built the Ark
    Professionals built the Titanic

    and in case you never saw this one..!

    Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

    * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
    * 7 have been arrested for fraud
    * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
    * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
    * 3 have done time for assault
    * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
    * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
    * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
    * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
    * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

    Can you guess which organization this is?

    Give up yet?

    It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
    Hupo oe ke kau ana i ka waiupa a ma kou pa o & Hupo na Po o waiupa a

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    poult is offline Asst. Coach
    Join Date
    Dec 1969

    Some interesting facts and questions

    ya gotta kill the vegetarian, cause thats just not right. a steak or a pork chop or bacon is too good. anyone that doesnt like meat is out of their mind.
    "the only diffrence between suicide and martyrdom is the press coverage"
    Tender Branson

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