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    Re: So we are in Iowa...

    "Formo" wrote:
    "pattyosviKING" wrote:
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    [youtube=425,350]iulNGiSrLzM[/youtube]

    Awesome..
    Too funny.

    Where were you in Iowa...I am a native Iowan.
    Cedar Rapids.
    I purposefully wore my U of Minnesota shirt today at the gift opening session.
    Was gonna wear my Vikings jersey, but I didn't know how mixing that in with a bunch of Bears/Packers fans would turn out..
    lol
    I feel for you man. I have to go to Ashland,Wi next weekend to stay at the mother-in laws house for the weekend.

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    Re: So we are in Iowa...

    "UffDaVikes" wrote:
    "Formo" wrote:
    "pattyosviKING" wrote:
    "Formo" wrote:
    [youtube=425,350]iulNGiSrLzM[/youtube]

    Awesome..
    Too funny.

    Where were you in Iowa...I am a native Iowan.
    Cedar Rapids.
    I purposefully wore my U of Minnesota shirt today at the gift opening session.
    Was gonna wear my Vikings jersey, but I didn't know how mixing that in with a bunch of Bears/Packers fans would turn out..
    lol
    I feel for you man. I have to go to Ashland,Wi next weekend to stay at the mother-in laws house for the weekend.
    On the way home today.. I bought myself some Gatorade. She bought some water. We bought the stuff at the same time, so she saw me pull the Gatorade out of the cooler and pay for it. We get in the car and start rolling. About 15 minutes on the freeway, I crack open the Gatorade bottle and she asks me.. "Do you like Gatorade, Jeremy?"

    ..... My response was, "Yeah"

    What it sounded like was, "No. I hate Gatorade. I'd rather drink warm cow piss. I'm just drinking this now, infront of you, because I hear it may cure the STDs I have given your daughter."

    We get home, and the apartment isn't the cleanest. Whatever, we were in a hurry to pack and didn't have time to do any maintenance for a day and a half. She saw the apartment and said, "Oh mi GAWD!" And immediately started to grab stuff, and clean. Shanna, of course, takes offense, so she's on edge. About 5 minutes later, the MIL (mother-in-law) starts whining about her heart hurting. Shanna tells her to get it checked out before her flight in the morning. MIL says it's just because of stress. Because our apartment isn't to her standard. This sets Shanna into a semi-implosion-rage.

    I smile.

    Karma's a bitch. =D

    The MIL isn't going to make her flight tomorrow, and I don't have to do a damn thing.

    EDIT: BTW, these stories aren't HALF of the Hell the MIL puts us/me through. These are just the ones I can think of off the top of my head.
    Vegans are eating the rainforests. =(

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    Re: So we are in Iowa...

    "Formo" wrote:
    "UffDaVikes" wrote:
    "Formo" wrote:
    "pattyosviKING" wrote:
    "Formo" wrote:
    [youtube=425,350]iulNGiSrLzM[/youtube]

    Awesome..
    Too funny.

    Where were you in Iowa...I am a native Iowan.
    Cedar Rapids.
    I purposefully wore my U of Minnesota shirt today at the gift opening session.
    Was gonna wear my Vikings jersey, but I didn't know how mixing that in with a bunch of Bears/Packers fans would turn out..
    lol
    I feel for you man. I have to go to Ashland,Wi next weekend to stay at the mother-in laws house for the weekend.
    On the way home today.. I bought myself some Gatorade. She bought some water. We bought the stuff at the same time, so she saw me pull the Gatorade out of the cooler and pay for it. We get in the car and start rolling. About 15 minutes on the freeway, I crack open the Gatorade bottle and she asks me.. "Do you like Gatorade, Jeremy?"

    ..... My response was, "Yeah"

    What it sounded like was, "No. I hate Gatorade. I'd rather drink warm cow piss. I'm just drinking this now, infront of you, because I hear it may cure the STDs I have given your daughter."

    We get home, and the apartment isn't the cleanest. Whatever, we were in a hurry to pack and didn't have time to do any maintenance for a day and a half. She saw the apartment and said, "Oh mi GAWD!" And immediately started to grab stuff, and clean. Shanna, of course, takes offense, so she's on edge. About 5 minutes later, the MIL (mother-in-law) starts whining about her heart hurting. Shanna tells her to get it checked out before her flight in the morning. MIL says it's just because of stress. Because our apartment isn't to her standard. This sets Shanna into a semi-implosion-rage.

    I smile.

    Karma's a bitch. =D

    The MIL isn't going to make her flight tomorrow, and I don't have to do a damn thing.

    EDIT: BTW, these stories aren't HALF of the Hell the MIL puts us/me through. These are just the ones I can think of off the top of my head.
    Have you seen "Throw momma from the train"?

    ;D

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    Re: So we are in Iowa...

    "UffDaVikes" wrote:
    "Formo" wrote:
    "UffDaVikes" wrote:
    "Formo" wrote:
    "pattyosviKING" wrote:
    [quote author=Formo link=topic=52268.msg963323#msg963323 date=1246150138]
    [youtube=425,350]iulNGiSrLzM[/youtube]

    Awesome..
    Too funny.

    Where were you in Iowa...I am a native Iowan.
    Cedar Rapids.
    I purposefully wore my U of Minnesota shirt today at the gift opening session.
    Was gonna wear my Vikings jersey, but I didn't know how mixing that in with a bunch of Bears/Packers fans would turn out..
    lol
    I feel for you man. I have to go to Ashland,Wi next weekend to stay at the mother-in laws house for the weekend.
    On the way home today.. I bought myself some Gatorade. She bought some water. We bought the stuff at the same time, so she saw me pull the Gatorade out of the cooler and pay for it. We get in the car and start rolling. About 15 minutes on the freeway, I crack open the Gatorade bottle and she asks me.. "Do you like Gatorade, Jeremy?"

    ..... My response was, "Yeah"

    What it sounded like was, "No. I hate Gatorade. I'd rather drink warm cow piss. I'm just drinking this now, infront of you, because I hear it may cure the STDs I have given your daughter."

    We get home, and the apartment isn't the cleanest. Whatever, we were in a hurry to pack and didn't have time to do any maintenance for a day and a half. She saw the apartment and said, "Oh mi GAWD!" And immediately started to grab stuff, and clean. Shanna, of course, takes offense, so she's on edge. About 5 minutes later, the MIL (mother-in-law) starts whining about her heart hurting. Shanna tells her to get it checked out before her flight in the morning. MIL says it's just because of stress. Because our apartment isn't to her standard. This sets Shanna into a semi-implosion-rage.

    I smile.

    Karma's a bitch. =D

    The MIL isn't going to make her flight tomorrow, and I don't have to do a damn thing.

    EDIT: BTW, these stories aren't HALF of the Hell the MIL puts us/me through. These are just the ones I can think of off the top of my head.
    Have you seen "Throw momma from the train"?

    ;D
    [/quote]

    Stay away from me you horses ass!!!

    [img width=450 height=428]http://zippydogcreations.typepad.com/photos/peewees_celebrity_lookali/peewee_as_anne_ramsey1.jpg[/img]

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    Re: So we are in Iowa...

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "UffDaVikes" wrote:
    "Formo" wrote:
    "UffDaVikes" wrote:
    "Formo" wrote:
    [quote author=pattyosviKING link=topic=52268.msg963596#msg963596 date=1246218892]
    [quote author=Formo link=topic=52268.msg963323#msg963323 date=1246150138]
    [youtube=425,350]iulNGiSrLzM[/youtube]

    Awesome..
    Too funny.

    Where were you in Iowa...I am a native Iowan.
    Cedar Rapids.
    I purposefully wore my U of Minnesota shirt today at the gift opening session.
    Was gonna wear my Vikings jersey, but I didn't know how mixing that in with a bunch of Bears/Packers fans would turn out..
    lol
    I feel for you man. I have to go to Ashland,Wi next weekend to stay at the mother-in laws house for the weekend.
    On the way home today.. I bought myself some Gatorade. She bought some water. We bought the stuff at the same time, so she saw me pull the Gatorade out of the cooler and pay for it. We get in the car and start rolling. About 15 minutes on the freeway, I crack open the Gatorade bottle and she asks me.. "Do you like Gatorade, Jeremy?"

    ..... My response was, "Yeah"

    What it sounded like was, "No. I hate Gatorade. I'd rather drink warm cow piss. I'm just drinking this now, infront of you, because I hear it may cure the STDs I have given your daughter."

    We get home, and the apartment isn't the cleanest. Whatever, we were in a hurry to pack and didn't have time to do any maintenance for a day and a half. She saw the apartment and said, "Oh mi GAWD!" And immediately started to grab stuff, and clean. Shanna, of course, takes offense, so she's on edge. About 5 minutes later, the MIL (mother-in-law) starts whining about her heart hurting. Shanna tells her to get it checked out before her flight in the morning. MIL says it's just because of stress. Because our apartment isn't to her standard. This sets Shanna into a semi-implosion-rage.

    I smile.

    Karma's a bitch. =D

    The MIL isn't going to make her flight tomorrow, and I don't have to do a damn thing.

    EDIT: BTW, these stories aren't HALF of the Hell the MIL puts us/me through. These are just the ones I can think of off the top of my head.
    Have you seen "Throw momma from the train"?

    ;D
    [/quote]

    Stay away from me you horses ass!!!

    [img width=450 height=428]http://zippydogcreations.typepad.com/photos/peewees_celebrity_lookali/peewee_as_anne_ramsey1.jpg[/img]
    [/quote]

    So similar it is creepy.

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    Re: So we are in Iowa...

    "Formo" wrote:
    We are in Iowa to attend a friend's wedding. Actually, my wife, Shanna, is in the wedding party. I took Friday off to join her at the rehearsal/dinner, and to obviously go to the wedding today (which was beautiful.. I didn't take photos.. sorry). Because of the past two days, Shanna owes me... BIG TIME. Here's why:

    When our room was booked, I was informed of the decision that we would be rooming with my mother-in-law.. I'm gonna say this once.. I don't enjoy her company, at all. She tears down my wife emotionally, and I get to put her back together again (not that I'm complaining.. I'll do it until the day I die, she's worth it.. but it's the principle) Fantastic.. Now there's no guarantee that Shanna will have a mother by the end of the weekend.. Then, Friday, on the way down I drove the whole way (I have no problem with this, only that it was agreed upon that she'd drive the majority of Iowa.. She's been down here many times this summer already). Top that with my tiredness... made for a long drive (not to mention... It's IOWA.) Here's a doozey.. at the rehearsal dinner, Shanna drops the bomb.. I'm to stay at the hotel Friday night alone with the mother-in-law because Shanna is going to stay with the bride. I was THIIIIS close to staying in the car last night.. In the obscene heat and humidity. So far today, I've spent the ENTIRE day with the mother-in-law. After we leave this weekend, she'll be riding with us back home and staying the night Sunday night, because she leaves Monday morning from the MLPS/STP airport.

    I'll record a video or two and post them.. but of course, my beautifully awesome wife decided to take my camera..

    Any over/unders on if the mother-in-law make the flight?

    I feel bad for ya! I hope you both survive!!

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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    Re: So we are in Iowa...

    For the love..

    The MIL just asked for the 98,732,498,732th time, "Are you going to wake me up in the morning?"

    Yes.
    With a shotgun.
    Vegans are eating the rainforests. =(

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    Re: So we are in Iowa...

    "Formo" wrote:
    For the love..

    The MIL just asked for the 98,732,498,732th time, "Are you going to wake me up in the morning?"

    Yes.
    With a shotgun.
    poison the tin foil

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    Re: So we are in Iowa...

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
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    For the love..

    The MIL just asked for the 98,732,498,732th time, "Are you going to wake me up in the morning?"

    Yes.
    With a shotgun.
    poison the tin foil
    I lol'd.
    Vegans are eating the rainforests. =(

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    Re: So we are in Iowa...

    "Formo" wrote:
    "pattyosviKING" wrote:
    "Formo" wrote:
    [youtube=425,350]iulNGiSrLzM[/youtube]

    Awesome..
    Too funny.

    Where were you in Iowa...I am a native Iowan.
    Cedar Rapids.
    I purposefully wore my U of Minnesota shirt today at the gift opening session.
    Was gonna wear my Vikings jersey, but I didn't know how mixing that in with a bunch of Bears/Packers fans would turn out..
    lol
    Of course, you know that wearing your Minnesota jersey in Iowa is really no threat to you. However, your jersey could be mistaken for a doormat-
    Iowa 55 - Minnesota 0

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