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So apparently i'm going to hell


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    So apparently i'm going to hell

    According to Mr. Micah Armstrong these are the things that get you into hell. This was at the Assembly of God Church in Miami




    Pot Smoking
    Cigarette Smoking
    Alcohol Drinking
    Guitar Playing
    Having a Tattoo
    Showing Cleavage
    Showing Bellybuttons
    Girls Showing Their Knees
    Girls Showing Their Elbows
    Girls Wearing Tight Pants
    Girls Wearing Miniskirts
    Being Blonde
    Being Fat
    Cursing
    Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage
    Holding Hands before Marriage
    Having Premarital Sex
    Masturbation
    Having Anal Sex
    Having Oral Sex
    Being Homosexual
    Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest)
    Being Selfish
    Playing Sports
    Women Working
    Watching BET
    Watching MTV
    Watching VH1
    Watching TNT
    Associating With Hollywood
    Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll
    Believing in Evolution
    Being Catholic
    Being Jewish
    Being Buddhist
    Being Methodist
    Being Protestant
    Being Mormon
    Being Muslim
    Being Hindu
    Being Agnostic
    Being Atheist
    Being a Woman (they're still paying for Eve's sin)
    Being In a Sorority or Fraternity
    Owning a Pet
    Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future



    So how many of these have you done?

    http://faniq.com/sports/hangout/polls/So-apparently-im-going-to-hell-101940


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    Re: So apparently i'm going to hell

    looks like the masterbation one got all the fella's lol ;D ;D

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    Re: So apparently i'm going to hell

    Showing Cleavage

    That's the only one I'm guilty of.

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    Re: So apparently i'm going to hell

    someone save me a spot next to the AC I am screwed.

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    Re: So apparently i'm going to hell

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    someone save me a spot next to the AC I am screwed.
    LOL!!! just repent everything will be ok.

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    Re: So apparently i'm going to hell

    "SharperImage" wrote:
    "Garland" wrote:
    someone save me a spot next to the AC I am screwed.
    LOL!!! just repent everything will be ok.
    That is alot of repenting :-

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    Re: So apparently i'm going to hell

    how many of those did you commit

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    "SharperImage" wrote:
    how many of those did you commit
    About 23, well 24 if you count that time that Cajun got me drunk and made me wear that Mini skirt, some weird thing about Vikings cheerleader fantasy or something ;D

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    Re: So apparently i'm going to hell

    Dammit, I am going to hell!!
    I have commited many.


    Micah Armstrong can kiss my ass.

    Thanks Josdin00 for the sig!

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    Re: So apparently i'm going to hell

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    Showing Cleavage

    That's the only one I'm guilty of.
    You lieing bastage! You don't have cleavage!


    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    I want man boobs, but I don't want to have painful surgery or get fat to get them.
    Any suggestions?
    http://www.purplepride.org/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=88888914&?action=p ost;quote=586390;topic=34633.0;sesc=8c41f4eeee1ce0 52f6c629147a254556

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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