Thread: So apparently i'm going to hell

According to Mr. Micah Armstrong these are the things that get you into hell. This was at the Assembly of God Church in Miami




Pot Smoking
Cigarette Smoking
Alcohol Drinking
Guitar Playing
Having a Tattoo
Showing Cleavage
Showing Bellybuttons
Girls Showing Their Knees
Girls Showing Their Elbows
Girls Wearing Tight Pants
Girls Wearing Miniskirts
Being Blonde
Being Fat
Cursing
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage
Holding Hands before Marriage
Having Premarital Sex
Masturbation
Having Anal Sex
Having Oral Sex
Being Homosexual
Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest)
Being Selfish
Playing Sports
Women Working
Watching BET
Watching MTV
Watching VH1
Watching TNT
Associating With Hollywood
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll
Believing in Evolution
Being Catholic
Being Jewish
Being Buddhist
Being Methodist
Being Protestant
Being Mormon
Being Muslim
Being Hindu
Being Agnostic
Being Atheist
Being a Woman (they're still paying for Eve's sin)
Being In a Sorority or Fraternity
Owning a Pet
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future



So how many of these have you done?

http://faniq.com/sports/hangout/polls/So-apparently-im-going-to-hell-101940

looks like the masterbation one got all the fella's lol ;D ;D

Showing Cleavage

That's the only one I'm guilty of.

someone save me a spot next to the AC I am screwed.

"Garland" wrote:

someone save me a spot next to the AC I am screwed.

LOL!!! just repent everything will be ok.

"SharperImage" wrote:

"Garland" wrote:

someone save me a spot next to the AC I am screwed.

LOL!!! just repent everything will be ok.

That is alot of repenting :-

how many of those did you commit

"SharperImage" wrote:

how many of those did you commit

About 23, well 24 if you count that time that Cajun got me drunk and made me wear that Mini skirt, some weird thing about Vikings cheerleader fantasy or something ;D

Dammit, I am going to hell!!
I have commited many.


Micah Armstrong can kiss my ass.

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

Showing Cleavage

That's the only one I'm guilty of.

You lieing bastage! You don't have cleavage!


"BadlandsViking" wrote:

I want man boobs, but I don't want to have painful surgery or get fat to get them.
Any suggestions?

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