Sicko "Marriage Contract" One For The Ages

**ultravikingfan** · 02-20-2006, 11:20 PM

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

And I thought I was bizarre!

**WBLVikeBabe** · 02-20-2006, 11:25 PM

What in God's name was this woman thinking marrying this guy in the first place??? This guy is the epitome of asshole :evil:

Prophet · 02-20-2006, 11:38 PM

:shock:

**NordicNed** · 02-20-2006, 11:41 PM

WoW,

This guy should have a movie made about him....

What a bag or sickness........

But just think, out there somewhere is a couple living just like that probably, and both agreeing to it..

We sure live in a world full of sickos today.... :roll:

**PurplePeopleEaters** · 02-20-2006, 11:45 PM

That is just sick. Nothing more can be said.

**Benet** · 02-20-2006, 11:46 PM

Personally.. I thought it was genius: in that Al Bundy from Married With Children kinda way. Imagine that contract without the sexual stuff and I'd guarantee Al Bundy wrote that.

I loved how Good Behaviour Days were awarded. That whole contract made me laugh for a good 30 minutes. I bet Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are now using that contract as the basis for their pre-nup.

**Lotza** · 02-20-2006, 11:47 PM

what a freak.

i hate it when men try to "own" women.

fuck that shit.

**Ltrey33** · 02-20-2006, 11:54 PM

Wow...what a fareek! That reminds me of the Good Wife's Guide. Here's a link:

http://www.funpages.com/goodwifes/

That was an actual list of expectations that was published back in the 50s I think. Not a joke, not a wacko. It's serious.

**NordicNed** · 02-20-2006, 11:57 PM

I'll have to admit, the running around the house in only garters and high heels kinda got my imagination running..... :thumbleft:

**coreyd** · 02-21-2006, 12:15 AM

lololololololololololololololololololol

After reading this I should not have a problem finding a girlfriend when I am ready.

Thanks for the vote of confidence buddy!