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    Short Series II : Woman

    The CIA had an opening for an assassin.

    After all the background check, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists... two Men and a woman.

    For the final test, the CIA agents took one of them to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"

    The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

    The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and Went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

    The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
    home." Finally, it was the woman'! s turn. She was given the same
    instructions,to kill her husband.


    She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot
    After another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.

    She wiped the sweat from her brow.

    "This gun is loaded with blanks", she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."



    Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.
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    LOL!!! As a woman I find that hilarious!!

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    Note to self: stay away from TNT! jk

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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    LOL

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    DIDO VKG4LFE :notworthy: TNT :angel13:
    Yesterday is History
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    TODAY is a GIFT that is why WE
    call it the "PRESENT"

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    Roflmfao! Just hope your wife or gf doesnt do that to you one day. :shock:
    Hupo oe ke kau ana i ka waiupa a ma kou pa o & Hupo na Po o waiupa a


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    "VKG4LFE" wrote:
    Note to self: stay away from TNT! jk
    and if she has a gun, or worse a chair, then run like hell !! :lol: :lol:
    Time spent annoying a Packer fan is never time wasted...


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