Shockzilla's Trivia Question, Nonsense Edition...

OK, here's a twist: I am going to give the question, which NO ONE has the answer to (except me), because it doesn't make any sense. Here's the twist - I will take everyone's answers for a week; be creative, make up ANYTHING you want, but there are 2 stipulations:

1) Your answer must be one sentence only
2) Your answer must be Viking-related

Again, I will be the judge. Whoever comes up with the best answer will receive, from me, a hat like the one pictured below. Don't PM me your answer, just put it in the thread. I want to see how creative everyone can be!!!! I will announce (and contact) the winner in one week from now.

Have fun with it!!!!!

Here's the question:

"If you're canoeing down the middle of the road and your right front tire falls off, how many pancakes would it take to roof a doghouse?"

Shock

3 purple horns.

can't be more viking related than that.. and.. hey I already have that hat, hahahahahahaha!

Simple: The inverse of the square root of a gummi worm times the number of doobies Onterrio Smith has smoked this week (253) divided by 53.257.

2-1st round picks, 2-2nd round picks and two Viking starters.
And on a school night too. And my 2 legged Ostrich/horse

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Umm.. 3?

No?

Umm.. 3 purple 3's?

No?...

Kay..

"shockzilla" wrote:

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"If you're canoeing down the middle of the road and your right front tire falls off, how many pancakes would it take to roof a doghouse?"

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22, an obvious offtake from a bet between Paul Krause and his wife who knew he was hydrophobic and bet him he couldn't drive their jalopy or canoe down the street during the Minnesota River floods in Mankato, he lost the bet and had to sleep in the roofless doghouse with nothing but a free breakfast pass to tide him over.