Thread: SHOCKZILLA IS FINALLY EMPLOYED!!!!!!

congradulations Shock thats so cool.

Hook me up Shock down here in Tampa, just became unemployed a week ago ..... Need a Risk or Financial Anaylst postion with my 6-sigma training.

Congrats shock!! I'm really happy for you! It took a while but way to stay persistant and not give up!! Big props for you man!!

Atta BOY!!!

Knock um dead.............well not really.
But don't be afraid to threaten people to get what you want.
It worked for me, and when I get out of prison it will work again.
I'm just not allowed to go in Dallas County and work.

Hey shock can you dresses to your new job?

"6-KINGS" wrote:

Atta BOY!!!

Knock um dead.............well not really.
But don't be afraid to threaten people to get what you want.
It worked for me, and when I get out of prison it will work again.
I'm just not allowed to go in Dallas County and work.

Hey shock can you dresses to your new job?

Do you mean can I wear dresses? I guess so... :shock:

Why do you ask?

congrats!!!

"shockzilla" wrote:

"6-KINGS" wrote:

Atta BOY!!!

Knock um dead.............well not really.
But don't be afraid to threaten people to get what you want.
It worked for me, and when I get out of prison it will work again.
I'm just not allowed to go in Dallas County and work.

Hey shock can you dresses to your new job?

Do you mean can I wear dresses? I guess so... :shock:

Why do you ask?

Yeap that is what I meant. I just skipped that word.

The reason I ask is I was on a team that wrote the new employee manual.
And we had to discuss the most unreal things.
And a man wearing a dress was one of them.
Women with facial hair, nose rings, thong underwear that shows and on and on.
So it was determined that a man could wear a dress so long as it was part of a gender reassignment treatment.
And yes I had to study that one. During gender change, the Dr makes the person dress like the gender they are switching too for at least 1 year prior to proceeding to the next step.
I had nightmares about that concept.

"6-KINGS" wrote:

"shockzilla" wrote:

"6-KINGS" wrote:

Atta BOY!!!

Knock um dead.............well not really.
But don't be afraid to threaten people to get what you want.
It worked for me, and when I get out of prison it will work again.
I'm just not allowed to go in Dallas County and work.

Hey shock can you dresses to your new job?

Do you mean can I wear dresses? I guess so... :shock:

Why do you ask?

Yeap that is what I meant. I just skipped that word.

The reason I ask is I was on a team that wrote the new employee manual.
And we had to discuss the most unreal things.
And a man wearing a dress was one of them.
Women with facial hair, nose rings, thong underwear that shows and on and on.
So it was determined that a man could wear a dress so long as it was part of a gender reassignment treatment.
And yes I had to study that one. During gender change, the Dr makes the person dress like the gender they are switching too for at least 1 year prior to proceeding to the next step.
I had nightmares about that concept.

I can imagine...

"shockzilla" wrote:

WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I finally got me some employment!!!! After seven long months (this Sunday the 7th would be 7 months on the nose), I gots me a job! I'll be working at the U of MN in the Center for 4H Youth and Development, doing some web-related work. It's a short-term contract job, but it's a job in my field!!!

Thanks for all you guys' previous support!!! I start next Wednesday.

Shock

Congrats shock I hope it leads to big and better things for you!!!!!

Just program in a subliminal Vikings fan enforcement program, with a supporting Packer-hater program that ensures that every 4-H Youth learns to hate the combination of Green and Gold...I know that the 4-H logo uses green so make sure that your secret program combines the two...wouldn't want all of those 4-H'ers to start hatin' on 4-H now would we?