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    Shocking Report!!

    My mother in Oregon sent me this article from the Portland newspaper (The Oregonian).

    COURT RULING, Portland, OR, May 24, 2006

    (AP) It was reported today that a seven year old boy was at the
    center of a Multnomah County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a
    court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being
    beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt.

    The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more
    than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge
    suggested
    that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also
    beat him.

    After considering the remainder of the immediate family and
    learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
    judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who
    should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and
    confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted custody to the Portland
    Trailblazers, who the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

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    Re: Shocking Report!!

    haha wow...........thats sick, but funny, haha i was kinda feeling bad for the kid....
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    Re: Shocking Report!!

    Judge is nuts! A basketball team? Really now, don't they have foster homes? Dumb a$$ judge!
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    Re: Shocking Report!!

    Joke?





    Right?

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    Re: Shocking Report!!

    I thought the joke was funny...
    "FedjeViking" wrote:
    Judge is nuts! A basketball team? Really now, don't they have foster homes? Dumb a$$ judge!
    but that was funnier!

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    Re: Shocking Report!!

    Rofl

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    IT'S A JOKE, FOLKS!!!!!
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    Re: Shocking Report!!

    He could always stay with the Packers this upcoming season also...LOL


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    Re: Shocking Report!!

    I honestly hope no one thinks its real... :scratch:

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    Re: Shocking Report!!

    "Mr Anderson" wrote:
    Joke?





    Right?
    I would hope so



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