Thread: ***Shocked*** Man Charged For Ripping Off Duck's Head

The line about the duck being out of season had to make it really tough for the officer to keep a straight face. What an idiot...



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SAINT PAUL, MN
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SAINT PAUL, Minn.
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A Denver businessman has been charged with allegedly ripping the head off a live, domesticated duck in the lobby pond of a St. Paul Embassy Suites.



According to the police report, Scott D. Clark, 27, a guest at Embassy Suites, cornered a duck against a brick wall, grabbed it with one hand and pulled its head off with another. Clark turned to onlookers in the lobby and said, "I'm hungry. I'm gonna eat it.”


Clark took the duck’s body with him to the 5th floor where hotel security detained him. When police arrived at the hotel, they found the body of the duck lying outside the elevator and its head in the water of a pond. Police also noted Clark had blood on his shirt. According to police, Clark was likely drunk.


As he was arrested, Clark told police he worked for the federal government, demanded to know the officers’ names and said he would have the officers’ jobs. When Clark asked if he was in trouble, police told him “yes”, to which he responded, “Why, because I killed it out of season, big deal, it’s a (expletive) duck.


Clark is charged with felony animal cruelty -- a charge with a maximum penalty of two years in prison and a $5,000 fine.


The St. Paul Embassy Suites has eight ducks trained to wander the lobby pond area, planted walkways and atrium of the hotel. It is believed the hotel pays $400 for each duck. It is possible the crime was caught on security tape.

I seen that on the news.
What an idiot.

Clark is charged with felony animal cruelty -- a charge with a maximum penalty of two years in prison and a $5,000 fine.

That's an expensive duck, I hope all he gets to eat in jail is duck.

This story is awful and funny at the same time.

"I'm hungry, I think I'm going to eat it..."

Hahahaha, this guy was tanked.

Poor duck.

I wonder how remorseful he was before he lost his job.
Some might say that getting canned for killing a duck while drunk is a bit severe.
I say why do we need another idiot working for the federal government.
There are enough idiots working for the federal government now.
Most of them are in Washington D.C.

http:www.startribune.com/10242/story/1489187.html

"vikingivan" wrote:

I wonder how remorseful he was before he lost his job.
Some might say that getting canned for killing a duck while drunk is a bit severe.
I say why do we need another idiot working for the federal government.
There are enough idiots working for the federal government now.
Most of them are in Washington D.C.

http:www.startribune.com/10242/story/1489187.html

Better be careful what you say. Del & I think Marrdro both work for the government.

"singersp" wrote:

"vikingivan" wrote:

I wonder how remorseful he was before he lost his job.
Some might say that getting canned for killing a duck while drunk is a bit severe.
I say why do we need another idiot working for the federal government.
There are enough idiots working for the federal government now.
Most of them are in Washington D.C.

http:www.startribune.com/10242/story/1489187.html

Better be careful what you say. Del & I think Marrdro both work for the government.

Thanks for the tip Sing.

"vikingivan" wrote:

"singersp" wrote:

"vikingivan" wrote:

I wonder how remorseful he was before he lost his job.
Some might say that getting canned for killing a duck while drunk is a bit severe.
I say why do we need another idiot working for the federal government.
There are enough idiots working for the federal government now.
Most of them are in Washington D.C.

http:www.startribune.com/10242/story/1489187.html

Better be careful what you say. Del & I think Marrdro both work for the government.

Thanks for the tip Sing.

I actually work for a company that provides support to the government.
Whatever the hell that means.
;D

I also like to kill things.
Going bow hunting this weekend for Bambi and might even wack a goose or two if for the smoker later this year.

I've also been known to whack cows, chickens, turkeys and pigs.
My dad owns a custom butcher shop in Northern Minnesota.

Wonder if I could get fired over that.
;D

Anyway, next time Wildwoman and I come up to a game you guys will have to point me in the direction of that embassy suites.
Sounds like a easy place to fill a few tags.
;D (JK)

Neuter him. Sick eejits like him should not be allowed to procreate.

"Freya" wrote:

Neuter him. Sick eejits like him should not be allowed to procreate.

You tell 'em, Freya!!!