Thread: Sculpture shows Britney Spears naked... GIVING BIRTH

I went across the line and looked. Now you are too.

Just what I thought......About as bad as seeing tubgirl for the 1st time.......

"Prophet" wrote:

I went across the line and looked. Now you are too.

WTF is that!!?? Seriously. That's the birthing one?



Oh and no way in hell is that even one spec of dust on a gnats ballsack as disgusting as tub girl............never say that again.......LOL!

That's garbage. Her arms aren't that tone and her titts were bigger than that.

I'm no doctor, but I did witness the birth of my son and in about 2 weeks I will witness the birth of my second son.

Like I said I am no doctor, but that pose she is in doesn't look like the birthing pose, it looks more like the pose that got her in that situation to begin with. :lol:

That's a pretty nice sculpture actually. It has an animal, a woman in a compromising position......a little womans Tennis playing in the background and that might make a great addition to my den.....is it for sale?

Del, you may want to suggest that pose to your wife. My wife used that pose (insert a hippity hop ball under stomach) and it worked great (she would kill me if she knew I just wrote that).

"Del Rio" wrote:

I'm no doctor, but I did witness the birth of my son and in about 2 weeks I will witness the birth of my second son.

Like I said I am no doctor, but that pose she is in doesn't look like the birthing pose, it looks more like the pose that got her in that situation to begin with. :lol:

That's a pretty nice sculpture actually. It has an animal, a woman in a compromising position......a little womans Tennis playing in the background and that might make a great addition to my den.....is it for sale?

Congrats Del. Here's to an easy labor for your wife...

Believe it or not, that is actually a birthing pose. It is practiced more in home births and births presided over by a dula. My wife and I had a midwife, but chose to have our kids in the hospital. This was one of our options, but we actually laughed when we heard of it.

And lol, yeah, it is actually a decent statue... providing you view it from only those angles. The sculpture itself is supposedly depicting the actual birth, so I am guessing a view from behind would be a little less settling...

Hell no my friends I will keep that pose for what the good lord intended it to be used for..... :grin:

Seriously I had no idea. I just stayed up by my wifes head the whole time anyway.

It really doesn't surprise me. She watches this show on TLC all the time where ladies are giving birth in their tubs and stuff. One time when I was working at Wal-Mart some guy comes in at like 1 in the morning frantic. He wants to find something that he can clean his tub out with because his wife is in labor and she was at home with the midwife in his new jacuzzi tub.

I was like WTF? He's like you know for the chunks....... I sold him a shop-vac. Hopefully it worked.

one word. PERVERTED.

I sold him a shop-vac. Hopefully it worked.

LMFAO!