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    San Fran fire officials seeking toilet torcher

    SAN FRANCISCO – Construction workers are anxious and investigators are puzzled. Someone has been sending San Francisco's portable toilets up in flames in a wave of potty pyromania.

    "It's an outrage," said Scott Johnson, a 57-year-old contractor who has been working on apartment building renovations on Russian Hill, the elegant neighborhood that is home to famously crooked Lombard Street and has had most of the fires.

    Since November, at least 20 of the ubiquitous construction site toilets have been set afire in the city, creating a trail of malodorous wreckage and causing an estimated $50,000 in property damage, according to fire officials.

    Investigators have little to go on. Most of the fires have been set at night, although one portable potty burst into flames during a recent afternoon...........
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    Re: San Fran fire officials seeking toilet torcher

    nooo! save the porta pottys!

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    Re: San Fran fire officials seeking toilet torcher

    HAHA.

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    Re: San Fran fire officials seeking toilet torcher

    "It's an outrage," said Scott Johnson, a 57-year-old contractor
    LMAO!


    Nowhere to poop!
    Of course it's an outrage!

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    Re: San Fran fire officials seeking toilet torcher

    It would stink. And when its time to poo, and you cannot find somewhere to poo, you get mad.
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    Re: San Fran fire officials seeking toilet torcher

    My guess is that Del Rio is there and trying out the habanero burritos.
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