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    Runaway SUV knocks man off his toilet

    WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A New Zealand man got the fright of his life when a runaway SUV crashed into his house and knocked him off the toilet, a newspaper reported Friday.

    The vehicle had been parked with its emergency brake only half on, and rolled backward down a 32 foot bank into the house Thursday in the southern city of Christchurch, "The Press" newspaper reported........
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    Re: Runaway SUV knocks man off his toilet

    I would be...so...pissed...off.

    Not only is this asshole driving a gas-guzzling, ridiculous car, now he has to knock some guy off the john?

    If a toilet can't be a man's sanctuary, no place is safe.

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    Re: Runaway SUV knocks man off his toilet

    If this isn't a sign that SUVs truely are criminal and soon to be the end of the world as we know it, I don't know what is.

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    Re: Runaway SUV knocks man off his toilet

    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    If this isn't a sign that SUVs truely are criminal and soon to be the end of the world as we know it, I don't know what is.
    Lmao I was thinking the same thing
    ;D Those bastard SUVs!

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    Re: Runaway SUV knocks man off his toilet

    Man, think about recreating that accident.

    Okay sir, now can you show us what you were doing....


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    Re: Runaway SUV knocks man off his toilet

    That would scare the shit out of me.
    Disclaimer: I'm an idiot.

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    Re: Runaway SUV knocks man off his toilet

    "C" wrote:
    That would scare the shit out of me.
    I bet he said "Oh Shit!"

    Then laughed....


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    Re: Runaway SUV knocks man off his toilet

    "ThorSPL" wrote:
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    That would scare the pooh out of me.
    I bet he said "Oh pooh!"

    Then laughed....
    This man should be grateful he wasnt in a biffy...

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