Redneck Come-on Lines

A few good ones I've used myself.
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1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Fat Penguin................... Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy , can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep Til afternoon.

And.... The best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up

Is yer Daddy a baker?...cuz you got nice buns.

Little lady, you are looking better with every beer I drink.

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3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.

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LMAO I like that one :D

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3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.

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LMAO I like that one :D

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I thought you would use this one.

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10) I can't find my puppy , can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room.

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3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.

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LMAO I like that one :D

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I thought you would use this one.

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10) I can't find my puppy , can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room.

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I think that's the one Jerry Lee Lewis used to get his wife.
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"BadlandsViking" wrote:

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3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.

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LMAO I like that one :D

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I thought you would use this one.

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10) I can't find my puppy , can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room.

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That one doesn't work very well
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hey baby, why don't you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up