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    Randoms...

    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead?



    Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?



    Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?



    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?



    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?



    Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

    If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?



    Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?



    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?



    Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?



    How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

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    Re: Randoms...

    if i knew the anwsers to those questions id be at princton or yale or harvard or penn or cornell or..........................................
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    Re: Randoms...

    good thoughts

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    Re: Randoms...

    good questions!

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    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
    i have no idea. i think i just do it to hope that there might be better food this time than last time.
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    Re: Randoms...

    "coreychavous21" wrote:
    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead?



    Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?



    Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?



    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?



    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?



    Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

    If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?



    Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?



    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?



    Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?



    How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
    :scratch:

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    HAHA.. These are hilarious.. Find some more sean-o!

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    Why is there no such thing as a "Canadian Food Restaraunt"?

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    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?



    Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

    i always wonder his too funny stuff

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    Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways??

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