Pumpkin Hats

**BadlandsVikings** · 07-26-2009, 08:54 PM

Would Abraham Lincoln and JFK would have lived if they were wearing them?

Would we survive more car accidents if everyone wore them?

**Caine** · 07-26-2009, 09:01 PM

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

Would Abraham Lincoln and JFK would have lived if they were wearing them?

Would we survive more car accidents if everyone wore them?

Yes.

TRUE FACT:
No sitting or former President or World Leader has EVER been killed or even injured while wearing a Pumpkin hat.
EVER!!!
In fact, I cannot find one single DOCUMENTED case where anyone wearing a Pumpkin hat has been fatally or seriously injured.

THAT, my friends, is the power of the Pumpkin hats.
Even kevlar doesn't have THAT strong of a rep.

Caine

**gregair13** · 07-26-2009, 09:38 PM

I guess Obama needs to get one before the haters get him

**singersp** · 07-27-2009, 07:04 AM

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

Would Abraham Lincoln and JFK would have lived if they were wearing them?

Would we survive more car accidents if everyone wore them?

NO! Pumpkins are too soft.

What they needed was Bruce Willis' "Concusion Buster" so that bullets will just bounce off.

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**Prophet** · 07-27-2009, 07:48 AM

"Caine" wrote:

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

Would Abraham Lincoln and JFK would have lived if they were wearing them?

Would we survive more car accidents if everyone wore them?

Yes.

TRUE FACT:
No sitting or former President or World Leader has EVER been killed or even injured while wearing a Pumpkin hat.
EVER!!!

In fact, I cannot find one single DOCUMENTED case where anyone wearing a Pumpkin hat has been fatally or seriously injured.

THAT, my friends, is the power of the Pumpkin hats.
Even kevlar doesn't have THAT strong of a rep.

Caine

I thought you were full of shit so I stayed up all night researching this and found out that it is, in fact, true.
Mine is starting to rot, I'm changing it out every 3 days or so because I read that if you use a preservative it decreases the effectiveness of the protection.

**Caine** · 07-27-2009, 12:29 PM

"Prophet" wrote:

"Caine" wrote:

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

Would Abraham Lincoln and JFK would have lived if they were wearing them?

Would we survive more car accidents if everyone wore them?

Yes.

TRUE FACT:
No sitting or former President or World Leader has EVER been killed or even injured while wearing a Pumpkin hat.
EVER!!!

In fact, I cannot find one single DOCUMENTED case where anyone wearing a Pumpkin hat has been fatally or seriously injured.

THAT, my friends, is the power of the Pumpkin hats.
Even kevlar doesn't have THAT strong of a rep.

Caine

I thought you were full of pooh so I stayed up all night researching this and found out that it is, in fact, true.
Mine is starting to rot, I'm changing it out every 3 days or so because I read that if you use a preservative it decreases the effectiveness of the protection.

HAH!!!
Another Doubter converted to a true believer!!!!!

Let's take a look at our scoreboard.....

Caine - 1
TW - 0

I've got your "enlightenment" right here, sparky!!!!

Caine