Thread: Proof That Girls Are Evil!!!!

04102006, 02:53 PM #21
Re: Proof That Girls Are Evil!!!!
"headtrip" wrote:
"BBQ Platypus" wrote:
3. The area of this region is calculated by ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã‚Â«ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã…Â¾,1(dy/y), which has the same area as the integral calculated in step 2.
Or we could conlude that ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã…Â¾ just makes math more confusing.
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04102006, 03:14 PM #22
Re: Proof That Girls Are Evil!!!!
"BBQ Platypus" wrote:
"headtrip" wrote:
"BBQ Platypus" wrote:
3. The area of this region is calculated by ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã‚Â«ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã…Â¾,1(dy/y), which has the same area as the integral calculated in step 2.
Or we could conlude that ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã…Â¾ just makes math more confusing.

04102006, 04:02 PM #23
Re: Proof That Girls Are Evil!!!!
"WBLVikeBabe" wrote:
Ohh and all you boys are like perfect little angesl?! Hahaha :roll: :twisted:
:angel13:

04102006, 05:32 PM #24
Re: Proof That Girls Are Evil!!!!
"minvikes01" wrote:
"BBQ Platypus" wrote:

Proof #3 (for all you Calculus people)  ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã…Â¾ = 3
It is a proven fact that ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã‚Â«ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã…Â¾,0(dx/x)= ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã…Â¾. If we look at the graph of f(x)= 1/x, however, an interesting contradiction presents itself:
1. The area of the region bounded by the x and y axes, as well as by x=1 and y=1, is 1.
2. ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã‚Â«ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã…Â¾,1(dx/x) = 1. This leaves only the area of the region on top of the squareshaped region in the corner to be determined.
3. The area of this region is calculated by ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã‚Â«ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã…Â¾,1(dy/y), which has the same area as the integral calculated in step 2.
4. Therefore, the total area under the graph (which we all know is ALWAYS the same as the integral  cough, cough) is equal to the sum of the areas of these three regions, or 1 + 1 + 1 = 3.
5. Therefore, ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã…Â¾ = 3.
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What do you mean you're not buying it? Okay, okay. How about a different conclusion: Therefore, graphs are worthless in determining imperfect integrals. The textbook that my calculus class used contained examples of imperfect integrals using graphs as visual aids. Therefore, the calculus textbook that my class used is worthless. Therefore, my calculus class was worthless. Worthless people should be stoned to death. Therefore, my calculus teacher should be stoned to death.
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04102006, 05:53 PM #25GM
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Re: Proof That Girls Are Evil!!!!
Goods can be evil thats for sure. I've been burnt a time or two myself.

04102006, 05:58 PM #26
Re: Proof That Girls Are Evil!!!!
Einstien eat your heart out.

04102006, 06:23 PM #27Star Spokesman
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Re: Proof That Girls Are Evil!!!!
Here is proof that girls are evil, of my four closest friends, and myself, we have all been cheated on by our girlfriends at one time or another. We are good guys too, it just further proves that girls are evil, and want to see the demise of men.
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04102006, 07:25 PM #28
Re: Proof That Girls Are Evil!!!!
"VikesfaninWis" wrote:
"WBLVikeBabe" wrote:
Ohh and all you boys are like perfect little angesl?! Hahaha :roll: :twisted:
And the faster you realize that, the better off you will be.. :grin:

04102006, 07:28 PM #29
Re: Proof That Girls Are Evil!!!!
oh well. i like girls better than the alternative. but thats just me.
woo out
just two corn cobs shy of a bushel

04102006, 07:36 PM #30
Re: Proof That Girls Are Evil!!!!
"mr.woo" wrote:
oh well. i like girls better than the alternative. but thats just me.
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