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    Re: Proof That Girls Are Evil!!!!

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    3. The area of this region is calculated by âË*«âË*ž,1(dy/y), which has the same area as the integral calculated in step 2.
    The area above y=1 and to the right of x=1 are clearly infinity and not one. So âË*ž + âË*ž + 1 = âË*ž

    Or we could conlude that âË*ž just makes math more confusing.
    WRONG!!! As x->âË*ž, 1/x->0. On the interval (1, âË*ž) 0 < 1/x < 1. Because x->0 and 1/x <= 1 on that interval, the area of any finite integral of 1/x is always less than zero (think about it, then check it out on your calculator). To put it another way, what's zero times infinity? There are an infinite number of answers, all of which are finite numbers. You always need to go with the highest possible number, which, in this case, is one.


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    Re: Proof That Girls Are Evil!!!!

    "BBQ Platypus" wrote:
    "headtrip" wrote:
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    3. The area of this region is calculated by âË*«âË*ž,1(dy/y), which has the same area as the integral calculated in step 2.
    The area above y=1 and to the right of x=1 are clearly infinity and not one. So âË*ž + âË*ž + 1 = âË*ž

    Or we could conlude that âË*ž just makes math more confusing.
    WRONG!!! As x->âË*ž, 1/x->0. On the interval (1, âË*ž) 0 < 1/x < 1. Because x->0 and 1/x <= 1 on that interval, the area of any finite integral of 1/x is always less than zero (think about it, then check it out on your calculator). To put it another way, what's zero times infinity? There are an infinite number of answers, all of which are finite numbers. You always need to go with the highest possible number, which, in this case, is one.
    0 multiplied by any number is 0, wouldn't that make 0 x âË*ž= 0?

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    Re: Proof That Girls Are Evil!!!!

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    Ohh and all you boys are like perfect little angesl?! Hahaha :roll: :twisted:
    Why yes. Yes we are. Thank you so much for noticing.
    :angel13:

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    Re: Proof That Girls Are Evil!!!!

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    Proof #3 (for all you Calculus people) - âË*ž = 3

    It is a proven fact that âË*«âË*ž,0(dx/x)= âË*ž. If we look at the graph of f(x)= 1/x, however, an interesting contradiction presents itself:



    1. The area of the region bounded by the x and y axes, as well as by x=1 and y=1, is 1.
    2. âË*«âË*ž,1(dx/x) = 1. This leaves only the area of the region on top of the square-shaped region in the corner to be determined.
    3. The area of this region is calculated by âË*«âË*ž,1(dy/y), which has the same area as the integral calculated in step 2.
    4. Therefore, the total area under the graph (which we all know is ALWAYS the same as the integral - cough, cough) is equal to the sum of the areas of these three regions, or 1 + 1 + 1 = 3.
    5. Therefore, âË*ž = 3.

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    What do you mean you're not buying it? Okay, okay. How about a different conclusion: Therefore, graphs are worthless in determining imperfect integrals. The textbook that my calculus class used contained examples of imperfect integrals using graphs as visual aids. Therefore, the calculus textbook that my class used is worthless. Therefore, my calculus class was worthless. Worthless people should be stoned to death. Therefore, my calculus teacher should be stoned to death.

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    hahaha, yeah, we did that in class a couple of weeks ago.
    What??? Stoned your calculus teacher??? :shock:
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    Re: Proof That Girls Are Evil!!!!

    Goods can be evil thats for sure. I've been burnt a time or two myself.

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    Re: Proof That Girls Are Evil!!!!

    Einstien eat your heart out.

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    Here is proof that girls are evil, of my four closest friends, and myself, we have all been cheated on by our girlfriends at one time or another. We are good guys too, it just further proves that girls are evil, and want to see the demise of men.
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    Ohh and all you boys are like perfect little angesl?! Hahaha :roll: :twisted:

    And the faster you realize that, the better off you will be.. :grin:
    I think you have that a little turned around. Any good man knows that their woman can do no wrong. :lol:

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    oh well. i like girls better than the alternative. but thats just me.
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    "mr.woo" wrote:
    oh well. i like girls better than the alternative. but thats just me.
    evil girls are better than brokeback mountain ukeright:

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