Thread: Proof That Girls Are Evil!!!!

04082006, 07:01 AM #11
Re: Proof That Girls Are Evil!!!!
"vikesoto" wrote:
"Mr Anderson" wrote:
"vikesoto" wrote:
Is that the A.P. Calculus version....LMAO !!
I wish that was what AP calc was like, sheesh, Im just in precalc and I would die to do that.
I saw "Stand and Deliver" today on HBO...so I thought of that class..

04082006, 02:31 PM #12
Re: Proof That Girls Are Evil!!!!
It's hard to argue with mathematical facts. :wink:
"If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

04082006, 02:38 PM #13
Re: Proof That Girls Are Evil!!!!
that is good math. lol

04082006, 02:47 PM #14
Re: Proof That Girls Are Evil!!!!
Talk about a stretch.
Personally, I don't think there is intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

04082006, 07:04 PM #15
Re: Proof That Girls Are Evil!!!!
You want some proofs? I've got some proofs right here, 100% guaranteed accurate. *
*  guarantee not guaranteed

Proof #1  Horses have infinite legs
1. Horses have two legs in back.
2. In front, they have forelegs.
3. 2 + 4 = 6, which is an odd number of legs for a horse.
4. 6 / 2 = 3, a whole number, meaning that 6 is an even number.
5. Therefore, 6 is both even and odd.
6. The only number that is both even and odd is infinity.
7. Therefore, horses have an infinite number of legs.

Proof #2  1 = 2
1. let a = b
2. Therefore, a x a = a x b >> aÃƒâ€šÃ‚Â² = ab.
3. Thus, if we add aÃƒâ€šÃ‚Â²  2ab to both sides, aÃƒâ€šÃ‚Â² + aÃƒâ€šÃ‚Â²  2ab = ab + aÃƒâ€šÃ‚Â²  2ab.
4. Further simplified, 2(aÃƒâ€šÃ‚Â²  ab) = aÃƒâ€šÃ‚Â²  ab. If we divide both sides by (aÃƒâ€šÃ‚Â²  ab)...
5. ...we come to the only logical conclusion: 1 = 2.

Proof #3 (for all you Calculus people)  ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã…Â¾ = 3
It is a proven fact that ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã‚Â«ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã…Â¾,0(dx/x)= ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã…Â¾. If we look at the graph of f(x)= 1/x, however, an interesting contradiction presents itself:
1. The area of the region bounded by the x and y axes, as well as by x=1 and y=1, is 1.
2. ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã‚Â«ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã…Â¾,1(dx/x) = 1. This leaves only the area of the region on top of the squareshaped region in the corner to be determined.
3. The area of this region is calculated by ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã‚Â«ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã…Â¾,1(dy/y), which has the same area as the integral calculated in step 2.
4. Therefore, the total area under the graph (which we all know is ALWAYS the same as the integral  cough, cough) is equal to the sum of the areas of these three regions, or 1 + 1 + 1 = 3.
5. Therefore, ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã…Â¾ = 3.
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What do you mean you're not buying it? Okay, okay. How about a different conclusion: Therefore, graphs are worthless in determining imperfect integrals. The textbook that my calculus class used contained examples of imperfect integrals using graphs as visual aids. Therefore, the calculus textbook that my class used is worthless. Therefore, my calculus class was worthless. Worthless people should be stoned to death. Therefore, my calculus teacher should be stoned to death.
:lol:
"This is my timeywimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff."

04082006, 07:18 PM #16Rookie
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Re: Proof That Girls Are Evil!!!!
"BBQ Platypus" wrote:
3. The area of this region is calculated by ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã‚Â«ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã…Â¾,1(dy/y), which has the same area as the integral calculated in step 2.
Or we could conlude that ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã…Â¾ just makes math more confusing.

04082006, 07:24 PM #17
Re: Proof That Girls Are Evil!!!!
Cant argue with what is factually represented.

04082006, 07:44 PM #18
Re: Proof That Girls Are Evil!!!!
"WBLVikeBabe" wrote:
Ohh and all you boys are like perfect little angesl?! Hahaha :roll: :twisted:
And the faster you realize that, the better off you will be.. :grin:

04082006, 08:04 PM #19
Re: Proof That Girls Are Evil!!!!
"BBQ Platypus" wrote:

Proof #3 (for all you Calculus people)  ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã…Â¾ = 3
It is a proven fact that ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã‚Â«ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã…Â¾,0(dx/x)= ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã…Â¾. If we look at the graph of f(x)= 1/x, however, an interesting contradiction presents itself:
1. The area of the region bounded by the x and y axes, as well as by x=1 and y=1, is 1.
2. ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã‚Â«ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã…Â¾,1(dx/x) = 1. This leaves only the area of the region on top of the squareshaped region in the corner to be determined.
3. The area of this region is calculated by ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã‚Â«ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã…Â¾,1(dy/y), which has the same area as the integral calculated in step 2.
4. Therefore, the total area under the graph (which we all know is ALWAYS the same as the integral  cough, cough) is equal to the sum of the areas of these three regions, or 1 + 1 + 1 = 3.
5. Therefore, ÃƒÂ¢Ã‹â€*Ã…Â¾ = 3.
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What do you mean you're not buying it? Okay, okay. How about a different conclusion: Therefore, graphs are worthless in determining imperfect integrals. The textbook that my calculus class used contained examples of imperfect integrals using graphs as visual aids. Therefore, the calculus textbook that my class used is worthless. Therefore, my calculus class was worthless. Worthless people should be stoned to death. Therefore, my calculus teacher should be stoned to death.
:lol:
Thanks to PPE for the awesome Sig.

04082006, 08:25 PM #20
Re: Proof That Girls Are Evil!!!!
:lol: That's awesome Magic!
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