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    Procedure for measuring weight of breasts

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    From "Live Science" magazine:
    [size=14pt]Breasts fly up and down a distance of up to 8 inches, study says[/size]

    Whether women are said to be flat-chested or big-busted, ordinary bras fall short when it comes to supporting bouncing breasts, a new study claims.
    And, during exercise, women's breasts bounce more than previously estimated, moving a vertical distance of up to around eight inches compared with a past maximum measurement of six inches.
    Who does this research? I formed this picture of who these people are.
    These are probably a couple of geeks with pocket protectors and white lab coats running around, and they're just fulfilling little fantasies here.

    "The bouncing, in some cases with breasts weighing 20 pounds or more, can prove painful and damaging to the limited natural support system."
    Do you know what a gallon of water weighs?
    It's nine pounds give or take. But round it off to 10.
    Have you ever carried a gallon of water around?
    Imagine two of those to get a total of 20 pounds.
    If there are such women out there, they don't need special bras, they need breast-reduction surgery.

    "During walking exercise, the women's breasts moved relatively the same amount in all directions. But when participants sped up to a jog or run, their breasts moved proportionally more in some directions than others: More than 50 percent of the total movement was in the up-down direction, 22 percent side-to-side, and 27 percent in-and-out.
    The overall pattern of the movement resembled a figure-eight."
    I just have to tell you, the only experience I have with in-and-out is below the waist.
    I can't figure this out.
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    Re: Procedure for measuring weight of breasts

    Nice :P

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    Re: Procedure for measuring weight of breasts

    I love boobies!

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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    Re: Procedure for measuring weight of breasts

    HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Re: Procedure for measuring weight of breasts

    I want this job

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    Re: Procedure for measuring weight of breasts

    Mine are only 0.315 Lbs each.
    :'(

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    Re: Procedure for measuring weight of breasts

    Send this computational matrix to a packer fan. Imagine the smoke starting to pour from the ears. Said packer fan will then throw formula away and compare the breasts he is trying to measure to the ones he know's best, his sisters! :-*
    Tuco the world.....

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    Re: Procedure for measuring weight of breasts

    The study is obviously flawed.
    Many of their premises are either exagerated or artificial.
    My studies using a pastie and tassle however, do confirm the figure eight motion!
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    Re: Procedure for measuring weight of breasts

    I never was any good with numbers. I'm more of a hands on kind of guy.

    Especially in this case.

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