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    Prison or Work?

    [size=14pt]Prison or Work?[/size]

    @ PRISON
    1. You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
    @ WORK
    1. You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle

    @ PRISON
    2. You get three meals a day fully paid for
    @ WORK
    2. You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

    @ PRISON
    3. You get time off for good behavior
    @ WORK
    3. You get more work for good behavior

    @ PRISON
    4. The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
    @ WORK
    4. You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

    @ PRISON
    5. You can watch TV and play games
    @ WORK
    5. You could get fired for watching TV and playing games

    @ PRISON
    6. You get your own toilet
    @ WORK
    6. You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

    @ PRISON
    7. They allow your family and friends to visit
    @ WORK
    7. You aren't even supposed to speak to your family

    @ PRISON
    8. All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
    @ WORK
    8. You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners, and welfare

    @ PRISON
    9. You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
    @ WORK
    9. You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

    @ PRISON
    10. You must deal with sadistic wardens
    @ WORK
    10. They are called managers

    THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!

    Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to surf PP.O.

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    Re: Prison or Work?

    "Zeus" wrote:
    [size=14pt]Prison or Work?[/size]

    @ PRISON
    1. You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
    @ WORK
    1. You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle

    @ PRISON
    2. You get three meals a day fully paid for
    @ WORK
    2. You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

    @ PRISON
    3. You get time off for good behavior
    @ WORK
    3. You get more work for good behavior

    @ PRISON
    4. The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
    @ WORK
    4. You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

    @ PRISON
    5. You can watch TV and play games
    @ WORK
    5. You could get fired for watching TV and playing games

    @ PRISON
    6. You get your own toilet
    @ WORK
    6. You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

    @ PRISON
    7. They allow your family and friends to visit
    @ WORK
    7. You aren't even supposed to speak to your family

    @ PRISON
    8. All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
    @ WORK
    8. You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners, and welfare


    @ PRISON
    9. You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
    @ WORK
    9. You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

    @ PRISON
    10. You must deal with sadistic wardens
    @ WORK
    10. They are called managers

    THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!

    Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to surf PP.O.

    =Z=
    That's the worst one.

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