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[size=14pt]Prison or Work?[/size]
@ PRISON
1. You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK
1. You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle
@ PRISON
2. You get three meals a day fully paid for
@ WORK
2. You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
@ PRISON
3. You get time off for good behavior
@ WORK
3. You get more work for good behavior
@ PRISON
4. The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK
4. You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
@ PRISON
5. You can watch TV and play games
@ WORK
5. You could get fired for watching TV and playing games
@ PRISON
6. You get your own toilet
@ WORK
6. You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat
@ PRISON
7. They allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK
7. You aren't even supposed to speak to your family
@ PRISON
8. All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ WORK
8. You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners, and welfare
@ PRISON
9. You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK
9. You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON
10. You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK
10. They are called managers
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!
Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to surf PP.O.
=Z=
That's the worst one.