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    Really dumb people should not be allowed out of pp.o hell unless they give a huge donation to the site.

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    If confronted by fans of some piss ant team in a sports bar, who are dissing the Vikings, the first thing you must ask yourself is; "What would DelRio do?"


    It is important when implementing this law to be sure that someone has been designated to hold the bail money.
    Preferably someone with big American breasts.

    Some people think that raw steak on a black eye is the thing to do.
    Personally I have found the aforementioned breast to be just the thing to take the swelling down.


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    But another thing begins to swell. Fortunately, that side affect is not objectionable.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    22. The term "true fan" should not be tossed around loosely.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    When making fun of Packer Fans, don't use big words.
    They won't be able to understand them.

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    All sportswriters who write favorable things about the Vikings are clear-thinking, intelligent people with interesting insights.

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    All sportswriters who write unfavorable things about the Vikings are just idiots who are part of the national media conspiracy to get the Vikings.

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    All sports writers that write well thought out articles plagiarized the idea and/or the context from pp.o.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    The worst trade in the history of professional sports involved Mike Lynn, Herschel Walker, Jimmy Johnson and a crate of lutefisk.

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    Everybody is an idiot.

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    Drew Pearson pushed off.

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    Denny Green is a moron.

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