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    Re: PPO Kids say the damdest things sometimes..

    "cajunvike" wrote:
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    hahah I definitley have experience with kids saying funny things being an elementary school teacher. In one of my student teaching experiences I had a student come up to me and say "Ms. Kinney is it true that if you marry someone from highschool you'll have a kid with two heads?" I know random right? I was trying so hard not to laugh.
    You mean they don't call you Ms. VikeBabe like we do??? :lol:
    Haha no not quite! Oh I got another funny quote from the class I was subing in today. A little girl comes up to me and says "Ben said the "S" word," so I asked her what he said and she said, "Stupid" :lol: I got a kick out of that and asked her in the first place because I figured that it probably couldn't have been the real "S" word. :grin:

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    I work for a catering company and we were at this school today and a little girl comes up to her mom and say "Maylacia said I was a mean girl" her mom asked her why would she say that and the little girl said "cause I spit on her" true story they are about 4 or 5! It was kinda cute cause she looked so innocent until she said what she did. Her mom and I laughed so hard.




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    Re: PPO Kids say the damdest things sometimes..

    Ned, that was funny!!! I laughed out loud at that one!!!
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    my little brother wrote a poem about my mother for mothers day, and read it aloud to the class, and other mothers

    now all the kids wrote a poem like this:

    my mom is like a flower because she smells good

    but no.. my brother wrote this poem

    my mom is like a flower because she drinks a lot

    (referring to how my mom is a weight watchers leader, and drink like 4/5 refills of her water bottle a day.. but the other moms didnt know this)
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    I don't remember anythinf I said when I was little, but I'm getting ready to hear what my 9 month old little girl will say when she starts talking.

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    Re: PPO Kids say the damdest things sometimes..

    haha, funny story. this happened when i was little. a little bit of background info: when i was about 4, i knew the older you got the taller you got. i also knew the older you got the bigger your wang got. soo....

    ok i was in safeway (canadian grocery store, not sure if they have those in tha states) and we were in the line to pay. now as a 4 year old, i had no control over how loud i talked, so everyone in the store heard this. anyway, in front of us was an old, tall man. so pretty much as loud as i could i was like "WOW, look at that man. he's really tall. he must be really old. wow he's so tall and old................... he must have a huge pe|\|is!!!!"

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    "i_bleed_purple" wrote:
    haha, funny story. this happened when i was little. a little bit of background info: when i was about 4, i knew the older you got the taller you got. i also knew the older you got the bigger your wang got. soo....

    ok i was in safeway (canadian grocery store, not sure if they have those in tha states) and we were in the line to pay. now as a 4 year old, i had no control over how loud i talked, so everyone in the store heard this. anyway, in front of us was an old, tall man. so pretty much as loud as i could i was like "WOW, look at that man. he's really tall. he must be really old. wow he's so tall and old................... he must have a huge pe|\|is!!!!"
    LMAO!! Oh my gosh how embarrassing! :shock:

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    well, it would be my mom who was embarassed. i was just doing my job as an embarissing 4 year old

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    Cajun: I live in Lynchburg, Va.
    WAAAAAY down there, huh? You going to the Redskins-Vikings game this fall at FedEx Field?
    Have not planned on it. Most tickets to Redskins games are hard to come by. Plus, I enjoy watching the games in my own living room. You going?

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    LOL, funny story VikingNed, thanks for sharing.
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