Porterâ€™s abs acting like the Steelers are still in playoff contention
Joey Porterâ€™s abs acting like the Steelers are still in playoff contention
Although the defending Super Bowl champion Pittsburgh Steelers are 6-7 and all but eliminated from the postseason, the abs of linebacker Joey Porter are still going about their business as though every game is for Pittsburghâ€™s playoff life.
â€œEver since we started the season 2-6 things have looked pretty bleak,â€ said Porter. â€œBut to the credit of my abs, they still show themselves before each game at midfield, proud as can be, and challenge opponents to take them on. A lot of other playersâ€™ abs would have long ago hidden behind their jersey, especially in this cold weather, but not my abs. Theyâ€™ll fight right to the end.â€
Pittsburghâ€™s upcoming opponents say Porterâ€™s abs are proof that the Steelers can not be overlooked as the season winds down.
â€œThe Steelers have very little to play for right now,â€ said Ravens quarterback Steve McNair. â€œBut thereâ€™s no way theyâ€™re going to just play out the string if Joey Porterâ€™s abs have any say. The last thing his teammates want is for him to turn the attention of his abs away from the opponent and towards them, as his abs destroy all those who dare gaze into their deep crevices.â€
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