10-23-2006, 10:58 PM #1
Police Find Naked Man Stuck in Window
FORREST CITY, Ark. - Authorities say a would-be burglar's plot was foiled when he got stuck _ naked _ in the window of a house. The man was caught before he could take anything from an apartment he was allegedly trying to rob, Forrest City police said.
Dennis Reed Jr., 19, was arrested Saturday when police found him stuck between an air conditioning unit and a window frame of the apartment, police said. Reed was nude when police found him.
Reed told police that he was forced at gunpoint to break into the apartment by a subject he only knew by his first name.
Officers and emergency personnel initially tried to free Reed, but were unsuccessful. Reed was finally freed after the fire department's rescue squad rescue personnel entered the apartment and removed the air conditioner.
Reed was charged with residential burglary and taken to the St. Francis County jail, police said.
10-23-2006, 11:09 PM #2
Re: Police Find Naked Man Stuck in Window
Makes sense... Dressing in all black is to Cliche' and way too overdone (after all, how many movies out there have burglar's dressed in black) and worse case scenario you could be mistaken for dressing Gothic.
Naked with a little bit of axle grease over your body should make it possible to squeeze into any tight space.
What a moron.
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