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    Police Arrest Nude Man Stuck in Chimney

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    HAYWARD, Calif. — A man who spent five hours naked and stuck in the chimney of his stepmother's home was arrested on suspicion of being under the influence of drugs, police said.

    Police say Michael Urbano, 23, locked himself out of the house early Saturday morning and decided to get in on a cable TV wire through the chimney.

    But the wire broke and Urbano fell, getting stuck about three-quarters of the way down. He was freed when a firefighter pushed him to safety.

    "We get him up, and he's naked as a jaybird," said Hayward police Lt. Gary Branson. "He tells us he took his clothes off because there would be less friction going down the chute. We did find his clothes. So that part checked out."

    Authorities were called about 6:15 a.m. Saturday. A neighbor heard "faint, distressing" calls since about 2:30 a.m. and decided to call police.

    Police say it probably wasn't a comfortable few hours for Urbano.

    "He's not fat," Branson said, "but he used to play football. He's not that little."

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    Re: Police Arrest Nude Man Stuck in Chimney

    Did he not try prying any windows open first? I bet chimney scrapes feel good on the buttcheeks and the special place.

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    Re: Police Arrest Nude Man Stuck in Chimney

    WOW!!

    That is what drugs can do to people. Imagine if the people in that house decided to light a fire!

    OW!



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    What an idiot


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    Re: Police Arrest Nude Man Stuck in Chimney

    Del - We now know your true hobby. You say your in the woods hunting but we know the truth now!!!


    Police Arrest Nude Man Del Rio Stuck in Chimney
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    HAYWARD, Utah — A man who spent five hours naked and stuck in the chimney of his stepmother's home was arrested on suspicion of being under the influence of deer droppings, police said.

    Police say Michael Urbano a. k. a. Del Rio, 23, locked himself out of the house early Saturday morning and decided to get in on a cable TV wire through the chimney.

    But the wire broke and Del Rio fell, getting stuck about three-quarters of the way down. He was freed when a firefighter pushed him to safety.

    "We get him up, and he's naked as a jaybird," said Hayward police Lt. Gary Branson. "He tells us he took his clothes off because there would be less friction going down the chute. We did find his clothes. So that part checked out."

    Authorities were called about 6:15 a.m. Saturday. A neighbor heard "high shrill girly scream" call at about 2:30 a.m. and decided to call police.

    Police say it probably wasn't a comfortable few hours for Del Rio.

    "He's not fat," Branson said, "but he used to play football. He's not that little."

    This is a joke and only a joke those who think this is real hide in your basements because Del is coming after you!!!

    There s only two things stopping you - fear and common sense!! The Truth you CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!

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    Re: Police Arrest Nude Man Stuck in Chimney

    sweet!...police harrassed him for nothing...lol



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    Re: Police Arrest Nude Man Stuck in Chimney

    "tarkenton10" wrote:
    Del - We now know your true hobby. You say your in the woods hunting but we know the truth now!!!


    Police Arrest Nude Man Del Rio Stuck in Chimney
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    HAYWARD, Utah — A man who spent five hours naked and stuck in the chimney of his stepmother's home was arrested on suspicion of being under the influence of deer droppings, police said.

    Police say Michael Urbano a. k. a. Del Rio, 23, locked himself out of the house early Saturday morning and decided to get in on a cable TV wire through the chimney.

    But the wire broke and Del Rio fell, getting stuck about three-quarters of the way down. He was freed when a firefighter pushed him to safety.

    "We get him up, and he's naked as a jaybird," said Hayward police Lt. Gary Branson. "He tells us he took his clothes off because there would be less friction going down the chute. We did find his clothes. So that part checked out."

    Authorities were called about 6:15 a.m. Saturday. A neighbor heard "high shrill girly scream" call at about 2:30 a.m. and decided to call police.

    Police say it probably wasn't a comfortable few hours for Del Rio.

    "He's not fat," Branson said, "but he used to play football. He's not that little."

    This is a joke and only a joke those who think this is real hide in your basements because Del is coming after you!!!
    This must be a different Del Rio because I am fat.

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    THat would suck to be stuck in a chimney for that long. Any place tight like that where you can't move would drive me f'n nuts.. What a slapnuts.

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    wow crazy. gues that kinda stuff can happen to anyone.
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    Del - Don't sell yourself short, no pun intended; you are a strapping young man according to reports. You just need to stay away from deer droppings and deer urine and you will end up being a fine upstanding citizen.

    And the del hunting motto - We will crush no animal skull before its time!!

    And now for the Del howl - AAAHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

    There s only two things stopping you - fear and common sense!! The Truth you CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!

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