And now, my latest work:

A List of Random Things by BBQ Platypus

Ninjitsu
Uranium-235
A bag of walnuts
Purple nurples
12:00 AM
Erstwhile (I just like that word)
Water skis
Tim Duncan
Several dollars in change
Promiscuous penguins
YOUR AD HERE - CALL 1-800-BITE-ME
An accidental lobotomy
Save me, Jeebus!
Dagguntogliography
John Entwistle's moustache comb
Spare some iodized salt?
Last week
Red bell peppers
Idaho

And,
Finally

Jelly beans