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    Please wash your hands

    [size=18px]Please wash your hands! [/size]

    During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you
    will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

    In an average day your hands will have come into
    indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)

    An average person's yearly fast food intake will
    contain 12 pubic hairs.

    In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -
    while you slept!

    Annually you will shake hands with 2 women who
    have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

    Annually you will shake hands with 26 men who
    have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

    In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the
    contents of your dirty linen basket.

    At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100
    chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

    Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

    HAVE A GREAT DAY...
    ..and wash your damn hands!

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Please wash your hands

    wow be right back!!! :TNTShower:

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    Re: Please wash your hands

    I love when you talk dirty Singer....... :lol:


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    Re: Please wash your hands

    Thanks a lot Singer. Now I am probably wind up with compulsive behavior syndrom.

    :lol:

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    Re: Please wash your hands

    "K-Rob18" wrote:
    wow be right back!!! :TNTShower:
    :lol: Great comeback K-Rob!

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Please wash your hands

    ukeright: ukeright: ukeright:

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    Re: Please wash your hands

    OK, that's just plain DISGUSTING!!!!!!
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    Re: Please wash your hands

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    This is fuggin hilarious

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    Re: Please wash your hands

    I don't think any of that really applys to washing you hands except the shaking hands with the people who play with themselves

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    Re: Please wash your hands

    glad I don't eat fast food....

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    Bring it home boyz.
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