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    purplehorn is offline Hall of Famer
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    PLEASE BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

    1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

    2. She is not a SCREAMER or a MOANER - She is VOCALLY
    APPRECIATIVE.

    3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

    4. She is not a DUMB BLONDE - She is a LIGHT HAIRED DETOUR OFF
    THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

    5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

    6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

    7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

    8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

    9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

    10. She is not a Tramp - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

    11. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.

    12. She is not a TWO-BIT Hooker - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.



    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

    1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE
    FACILITY.

    2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

    3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
    DESTINATIONS.

    4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

    5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONAL
    DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS

    6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK-He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

    7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of
    RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.

    8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.

    9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED

    10. He is not HORNY - He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

    11. It's not his crack you see hanging out of his pants..... It's REAR
    CLEAVAGE
    Green Bay police station toilet stolen.

    Cops say they have nothing to go on.

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    Kleinsasser40 is offline Coordinator
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    PLEASE BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

    hahaha, not bad, not bad
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    PLEASE BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

    Oi-vei.. :lol: :lol: :wink:

    Especially this one;

    2. She is not a SCREAMER or a MOANER - She is VOCALLY
    APPRECIATIVE.

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    PLEASE BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

    I am printing this one up to take to work tomorrow...I have to share this with the guys at work. Too funny!!!
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    PLEASE BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

    My Minnesota gal saw this on the screen today and said that she had to have it to take to work tomorrow. She thought it was hilarious and she hadn't even seen the part about the men.
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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