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    Plane Fun

    This thread has Cajun written all over it.

    Anyway, on my flight to DC, I got stuck in sniffer's row.

    Then I wondered, surely someone has some funny tales if they've been stuck there.

    If so, let 'er fly.

    (kind of like that fat bastard did. Thanks, asshat.)

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    Re: Plane Fun

    I assume that "sniffer's row" is the seats next to the restrooms??

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    I thought it was the front row at a strip club.

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    Re: Plane Fun

    I also have been stuck in "sniffers row" on a flight from Minni to Seattle. I am 6'5" so sitting on a plane is hell for me anyway, so sitting in the last seats is even worse,(can't lay back), I was also stuck next to the isle and trapped next to 2 old ladies. So every 5 minutes one of them had to "make a movement" and every lard azz on the plane would tag me as they stumbled by to use the "head". This was also a pretty long flight so most times there was a line so I had a row of bowel movers towering over me and staring longingly at the crapper door. It was lovely. ottytrain5:

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    "gdavikes84" wrote:
    I also have been stuck in "sniffers row" on a flight from Minni to Seattle. I am 6'5" so sitting on a plane is hell for me anyway, so sitting in the last seats is even worse,(can't lay back), I was also stuck next to the isle and trapped next to 2 old ladies. So every 5 minutes one of them had to "make a movement" and every lard silliness on the plane would tag me as they stumbled by to use the "head". This was also a pretty long flight so most times there was a line so I had a row of bowel movers towering over me and staring longingly at the crapper door. It was lovely. ottytrain5:
    Ouch, horrible scenario. The worse thing is that their arses are right at your head level while they wait in line. Riding a flying bus can be painful.

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    Re: Plane Fun

    You are correct sir....3 hours of my life I will never get back.....

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    Re: Plane Fun

    I hate flying. Flying is bad enough, but to sit back there, yuck! Here's to hoping I never fly again!

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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