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    Pet store expects fish shipment, but gets corpse

    PHILADELPHIA – Employees of a Pennsylvania pet store expecting a shipment of tropical fish and salt water got a man's dead body instead. Mark Arabia owns the Pets Plus store in northeast Philadelphia, where the mix-up was discovered Tuesday. He says he learned the body was that of a 65-year-old San Diego-area man who died of early onset Alzheimer's disease.

    The body was supposed to go to a research laboratory in Allentown, a 70-mile drive away......
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090311/ap_on_fe_st/odd_pet_store_human_corpse

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    Re: Pet store expects fish shipment, but gets corpse

    I guess that would be like expecting TJ Houshmandzadeh and getting Cliff Russell instead.

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    Re: Pet store expects fish shipment, but gets corpse

    Ehh... I can't imagine opening up a box to unexpectingly find a dead guy.
    That would be... well, just fucked up.

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    Re: Pet store expects fish shipment, but gets corpse

    Sweet, free dead body.

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    Re: Pet store expects fish shipment, but gets corpse

    "jmcdon00" wrote:
    Sweet, free dead body.
    Yeah, I totally would have kept it... :

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    Re: Pet store expects fish shipment, but gets corpse

    Talk about getting stiffed....

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    Re: Pet store expects fish shipment, but gets corpse

    Funny, I ordered a corpse and got a fish shipment.

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    Re: Pet store expects fish shipment, but gets corpse

    "Mr" wrote:
    Funny, I ordered a corpse and got a fish shipment.
    Well I placed an order for a pair of superbowl tickets and instead got an autographed photo of Brad Childress sucking T-Jack off in LA.
    "There are 3 things that sell in America:
    Violence, sex, and drugs.
    The only way you are going to make this game more appealing to the public than it was before is if there are on field orgies at halftime and the domes become massive opium dens."

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