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    The Perfect QB.......

    The Perfect Quarterback
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    The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions.
    The only thing missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted
    all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues,
    but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl victory.

    Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in
    Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young
    Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand
    grenade straight into a window from 80 yards away. Then he threw
    another from 50 yards down a chimney, and then hit a passing car
    going 80 miles per hour.

    "I've got to get this guy!" coach said to himself." He has the perfect
    arm!"

    So, he brings the young Afghan to the States and teaches him the
    great game of football ... and sure enough the Lions go on to win
    the Super Bowl. The young Afghan is hailed as a hero of football
    and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man
    wants to do is call his mother.

    "Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

    "I don't want to talk to you," the old Muslim woman says. "You
    deserted us You are not my son!"

    "Mother, I don't think you understand," pleads the son, "I've just
    won the greatest sporting event in the world!"

    "No! let me tell you," his mother retorts. "At this very moment there
    are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble.
    Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week,
    and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!"

    The old lady pauses then tearfully says, " I will never forgive you
    for making us move to Detroit


    I LOVE THE SMELL OF VICTORY IN THE MORNING AIR.

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    Re: The Perfect QB.......

    "VikingNed" wrote:
    The Perfect Quarterback
    -------------------------------------
    The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions.
    The only thing missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted
    all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues,
    but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl victory.

    Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in
    Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young
    Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand
    grenade straight into a window from 80 yards away. Then he threw
    another from 50 yards down a chimney, and then hit a passing car
    going 80 miles per hour.

    "I've got to get this guy!" coach said to himself." He has the perfect
    arm!"

    So, he brings the young Afghan to the States and teaches him the
    great game of football ... and sure enough the Lions go on to win
    the Super Bowl. The young Afghan is hailed as a hero of football
    and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man
    wants to do is call his mother.

    "Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

    "I don't want to talk to you," the old Muslim woman says. "You
    deserted us You are not my son!"

    "Mother, I don't think you understand," pleads the son, "I've just
    won the greatest sporting event in the world!"

    "No! let me tell you," his mother retorts. "At this very moment there
    are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble.
    Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week,
    and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!"

    The old lady pauses then tearfully says, " I will never forgive you
    for making us move to Detroit
    lol :thebirdman:

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    Re: The Perfect QB.......

    Fedje is gonna KILL you for stealing her joke! :lol:
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: The Perfect QB.......

    Fedje is gonna KILL you for stealing her joke! :lol:
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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