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    Torontovik15 is offline Rookie
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    Re: The Perfect Girlfriend Contract

    You also have to stipulate the length of the contract.
    Women tend to do some of those things for the first 6 months, then it becomes none existent once they have their claws into you.
    What we got here is a failure to communicate.

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    Re: The Perfect Girlfriend Contract

    "singersp" wrote:
    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "cajunvike" wrote:
    [quote author=singersp link=topic=32952.msg561192#msg561192 date=1175881013]
    The Perfect Girlfriend Contract
    ...........and the perfect girlfriend to go along with it;

    [img width=400 height=477]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b21/singersp82759/Perfect_20Woman2.jpg[/img]
    After you are married, you will be lucky if she allows you to even joke about this!
    Hey, his sig did dissapear when he was gone
    I see you picked up on that. That was intentional. I figured if I was going to get on PP.O when I was in Cebu, she would be looking over my shoulder when I was posting.

    I just wanted to avoid answering extra questions & defending myself.
    chicken
    You were married once.

    I'm surprised you haven't learned anything yet.

    It's best to avoid the possibilty of having to answer questions & relying on wit, when you can prevent the questions from being asked in the first place.


    Relationships 101.

    When you are up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to explain that your main objective was to drain the swamp.
    [/quote]

    Naw, that was just a bad dream.

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    Re: The Perfect Girlfriend Contract

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    [quote author=cajunvike link=topic=32952.msg561196#msg561196 date=1175881309]
    [quote author=singersp link=topic=32952.msg561192#msg561192 date=1175881013]
    The Perfect Girlfriend Contract
    ...........and the perfect girlfriend to go along with it;

    [img width=400 height=477]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b21/singersp82759/Perfect_20Woman2.jpg[/img]
    After you are married, you will be lucky if she allows you to even joke about this!
    Hey, his sig did dissapear when he was gone
    I see you picked up on that. That was intentional. I figured if I was going to get on PP.O when I was in Cebu, she would be looking over my shoulder when I was posting.

    I just wanted to avoid answering extra questions & defending myself.
    chicken
    You were married once.

    I'm surprised you haven't learned anything yet.

    It's best to avoid the possibilty of having to answer questions & relying on wit, when you can prevent the questions from being asked in the first place.


    Relationships 101.

    When you are up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to explain that your main objective was to drain the swamp.
    [/quote]

    Naw, that was just a bad dream.
    [/quote]

    How much is that dream costing you per month in the form of support & maintenance?

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: The Perfect Girlfriend Contract

    "singersp" wrote:
    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    [quote author=BadlandsViking link=topic=32952.msg561312#msg561312 date=1175895926]
    [quote author=cajunvike link=topic=32952.msg561196#msg561196 date=1175881309]
    [quote author=singersp link=topic=32952.msg561192#msg561192 date=1175881013]
    The Perfect Girlfriend Contract
    ...........and the perfect girlfriend to go along with it;

    [img width=400 height=477]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b21/singersp82759/Perfect_20Woman2.jpg[/img]
    After you are married, you will be lucky if she allows you to even joke about this!
    Hey, his sig did dissapear when he was gone
    I see you picked up on that. That was intentional. I figured if I was going to get on PP.O when I was in Cebu, she would be looking over my shoulder when I was posting.

    I just wanted to avoid answering extra questions & defending myself.
    chicken
    You were married once.

    I'm surprised you haven't learned anything yet.

    It's best to avoid the possibilty of having to answer questions & relying on wit, when you can prevent the questions from being asked in the first place.


    Relationships 101.

    When you are up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to explain that your main objective was to drain the swamp.
    [/quote]

    Naw, that was just a bad dream.
    [/quote]

    How much is that dream costing you per month in the form of support & maintenance?

    [/quote]

    I can't count that high
    :-X

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    Re: The Perfect Girlfriend Contract

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "singersp" wrote:
    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    [quote author=singersp link=topic=32952.msg561315#msg561315 date=1175896241]
    [quote author=BadlandsViking link=topic=32952.msg561312#msg561312 date=1175895926]
    [quote author=cajunvike link=topic=32952.msg561196#msg561196 date=1175881309]
    [quote author=singersp link=topic=32952.msg561192#msg561192 date=1175881013]
    The Perfect Girlfriend Contract
    ...........and the perfect girlfriend to go along with it;

    [img width=400 height=477]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b21/singersp82759/Perfect_20Woman2.jpg[/img]
    After you are married, you will be lucky if she allows you to even joke about this!
    Hey, his sig did dissapear when he was gone
    I see you picked up on that. That was intentional. I figured if I was going to get on PP.O when I was in Cebu, she would be looking over my shoulder when I was posting.

    I just wanted to avoid answering extra questions & defending myself.
    chicken
    You were married once.

    I'm surprised you haven't learned anything yet.

    It's best to avoid the possibilty of having to answer questions & relying on wit, when you can prevent the questions from being asked in the first place.


    Relationships 101.

    When you are up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to explain that your main objective was to drain the swamp.
    [/quote]

    Naw, that was just a bad dream.
    [/quote]

    How much is that dream costing you per month in the form of support & maintenance?

    [/quote]

    I can't count that high
    :-X
    [/quote]

    The rule of thumb is;

    The more you make, the more they take.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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