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    Patriots Take Back 31st Pick in Bloody Coup

    [size=12pt]Patriots Take Back 31st Pick in Bloody Coup[/size]
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    “Oh, sweet Lord! Save us! Save us all!” one blood spattered NFL employee screamed this morning as she ran in terror from the league’s Manhattan offices. “The Patriots are killing everyone!”

    Minutes later the gunfire, explosions and cries of pain died down. And then a bruised and beaten Roger Goodell, his face a seeping pulp of flesh and bone, was dragged outside by Bill Belichick, where the commissioner announced through garbled words – his tongue cut off – that the Patriots had regained the 31st overall pick in this weekend’s NFL Draft.

    “The NFL took a draft pick away from us because of the SpyGate thing,” said Belichick, his eyes aglow with the excitement of murder, as several scalps dangled from his belt. “That’s fine. That’s their right. But it is also our right to take it back.”...
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    Re: Patriots Take Back 31st Pick in Bloody Coup

    “When they stormed his office, he immediately begged for mercy and offered them back the 31st pick,” said a witness. “But Belichick wanted blood. I heard him say in this maniacal voice: ‘With the 31st pick in the 2008 NFL Draft, the New England Patriots choose to beat the sh-t out of Roger Goodell.’

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    Re: Patriots Take Back 31st Pick in Bloody Coup

    Hahahah LMAO.. Thats funny.
    one of the better things i've read from them.

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    Re: Patriots Take Back 31st Pick in Bloody Coup

    Bob Kraft needs to eat more pickles

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    Re: Patriots Take Back 31st Pick in Bloody Coup

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    Bob Kraft needs to eat more pickles
    Bob Kraft needs to take the pickle out of his ass while he is doing his buddy, Roger Goodell, Brokeback-style.
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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