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    Pat Riley's Sexual Bribes Tempt David Stern To Allow Heat Into Playoffs

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    March 27, 2008

    NEW YORK—Sources close to the NBA commissioner say David Stern may yet succumb to the powerfully intoxicating sexual advances of Miami head coach Pat Riley and, in so doing, be convinced to allow the 12-57 Heat to enter the playoffs...
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    Re: Pat Riley's Sexual Bribes Tempt David Stern To Allow Heat Into Playoffs

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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    Re: Pat Riley's Sexual Bribes Tempt David Stern To Allow Heat Into Playoffs

    Riley needs to lube with onions

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    Re: Pat Riley's Sexual Bribes Tempt David Stern To Allow Heat Into Playoffs


    "If only he would touch my heart,



    if he were to put his tongue, like a red arrow, like flames,



    there where my heart is beating,



    if he were to breathe on my heart, near the sea, weeping,



    in the spray of the wave, in the middle of the wind,



    For me, that would be playoff berth enough."
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