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    Paris Hilton: "Please God, Save Me From Jail"

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    Nothing is going to save you Paris, no matter how hard you try. The heir-head was spotted in LA carrying a self-help book "The Power Of Now" and - wait for it - a Bible.

    If ever there was a cry for help this is it.

    Paris is desperately trying to convince judges that she's a good girl who would never, ahem, break the law.

    Her "good behavior" last week may have worked to get her 45-day sentence halved but we seriously doubt this latest show of holiness will save her from prison.

    Still, a bit of wholesome reading might make the days fly by when she's in the slammer.
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    Re: Paris Hilton: "Please God, Save Me From Jail"

    They should have a reality tv show of her in the clink.
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    Re: Paris Hilton: "Please God, Save Me From Jail"

    "Prophet" wrote:
    They should have a reality tv show of her in the clink.
    She would probably enjoy that too much. Throw her in a dark room and she will go bananas when she realizes nobody cares about her.

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    Re: Paris Hilton: "Please God, Save Me From Jail"

    "jmcdon00" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    They should have a reality tv show of her in the clink.
    She would probably enjoy that too much. Throw her in a dark room and she will go bananas when she realizes nobody cares about her.
    True, that's a better scenario.
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    Re: Paris Hilton: "Please God, Save Me From Jail"

    "COJOMAY" wrote:
    [img width=450 height=721]http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_02/parisSPLASH2205_468x750.jpg[/img]
    [img width=450 height=300]http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_02/parisPC2205_468x312.jpg[/img]
    Nothing is going to save you Paris, no matter how hard you try. The heir-head was spotted in LA carrying a self-help book "The Power Of Now" and - wait for it - a Bible.

    If ever there was a cry for help this is it.

    Paris is desperately trying to convince judges that she's a good girl who would never, ahem, break the law.

    Her "good behavior" last week may have worked to get her 45-day sentence halved but we seriously doubt this latest show of holiness will save her from prison.

    Still, a bit of wholesome reading might make the days fly by when she's in the slammer.
    It's a little cold out there in Cali, eh?
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    Re: Paris Hilton: "Please God, Save Me From Jail"

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    "COJOMAY" wrote:
    [img width=450 height=721]http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_02/parisSPLASH2205_468x750.jpg[/img]
    [img width=450 height=300]http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_02/parisPC2205_468x312.jpg[/img]
    Nothing is going to save you Paris, no matter how hard you try. The heir-head was spotted in LA carrying a self-help book "The Power Of Now" and - wait for it - a Bible.

    If ever there was a cry for help this is it.

    Paris is desperately trying to convince judges that she's a good girl who would never, ahem, break the law.

    Her "good behavior" last week may have worked to get her 45-day sentence halved but we seriously doubt this latest show of holiness will save her from prison.

    Still, a bit of wholesome reading might make the days fly by when she's in the slammer.
    It's a little cold out there in Cali, eh?
    :P
    You should defend here Cajun. I bet it would have its "perks."

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    Re: Paris Hilton: "Please God, Save Me From Jail"

    "baumy300" wrote:
    "cajunvike" wrote:
    "COJOMAY" wrote:
    [img width=450 height=721]http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_02/parisSPLASH2205_468x750.jpg[/img]
    [img width=450 height=300]http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_02/parisPC2205_468x312.jpg[/img]
    Nothing is going to save you Paris, no matter how hard you try. The heir-head was spotted in LA carrying a self-help book "The Power Of Now" and - wait for it - a Bible.

    If ever there was a cry for help this is it.

    Paris is desperately trying to convince judges that she's a good girl who would never, ahem, break the law.

    Her "good behavior" last week may have worked to get her 45-day sentence halved but we seriously doubt this latest show of holiness will save her from prison.

    Still, a bit of wholesome reading might make the days fly by when she's in the slammer.
    It's a little cold out there in Cali, eh?
    :P
    You should defend here Cajun. I bet it would have its "perks."
    The thing about that bible is that it's made of solid gold.

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    Re: Paris Hilton: "Please God, Save Me From Jail"

    Geeze its only 3 freakin weeks.
    If Martha Stewart can do it I am sure Paris can.
    Its not like they are putting her in a high security place like Attica or anything.

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    Re: Paris Hilton: "Please God, Save Me From Jail"

    "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."
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    Re: Paris Hilton: "Please God, Save Me From Jail"

    Shes your classic DB jim, a d**b b1tch.Does anyone else feel as if her flesh should be burning where the bible touches?

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