Thread: Paris Hilton: "Please God, Save Me From Jail"

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Nothing is going to save you Paris, no matter how hard you try. The heir-head was spotted in LA carrying a self-help book "The Power Of Now" and - wait for it - a Bible.

If ever there was a cry for help this is it.

Paris is desperately trying to convince judges that she's a good girl who would never, ahem, break the law.

Her "good behavior" last week may have worked to get her 45-day sentence halved but we seriously doubt this latest show of holiness will save her from prison.

Still, a bit of wholesome reading might make the days fly by when she's in the slammer.

They should have a reality tv show of her in the clink.

"Prophet" wrote:

They should have a reality tv show of her in the clink.

She would probably enjoy that too much. Throw her in a dark room and she will go bananas when she realizes nobody cares about her.

"jmcdon00" wrote:

"Prophet" wrote:

They should have a reality tv show of her in the clink.

She would probably enjoy that too much. Throw her in a dark room and she will go bananas when she realizes nobody cares about her.

True, that's a better scenario.

"COJOMAY" wrote:

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Nothing is going to save you Paris, no matter how hard you try. The heir-head was spotted in LA carrying a self-help book "The Power Of Now" and - wait for it - a Bible.

If ever there was a cry for help this is it.

Paris is desperately trying to convince judges that she's a good girl who would never, ahem, break the law.

Her "good behavior" last week may have worked to get her 45-day sentence halved but we seriously doubt this latest show of holiness will save her from prison.

Still, a bit of wholesome reading might make the days fly by when she's in the slammer.

It's a little cold out there in Cali, eh?
:P

"cajunvike" wrote:

"COJOMAY" wrote:

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Nothing is going to save you Paris, no matter how hard you try. The heir-head was spotted in LA carrying a self-help book "The Power Of Now" and - wait for it - a Bible.

If ever there was a cry for help this is it.

Paris is desperately trying to convince judges that she's a good girl who would never, ahem, break the law.

Her "good behavior" last week may have worked to get her 45-day sentence halved but we seriously doubt this latest show of holiness will save her from prison.

Still, a bit of wholesome reading might make the days fly by when she's in the slammer.

It's a little cold out there in Cali, eh?
:P

You should defend here Cajun. I bet it would have its "perks."

"baumy300" wrote:

"cajunvike" wrote:

"COJOMAY" wrote:

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Nothing is going to save you Paris, no matter how hard you try. The heir-head was spotted in LA carrying a self-help book "The Power Of Now" and - wait for it - a Bible.

If ever there was a cry for help this is it.

Paris is desperately trying to convince judges that she's a good girl who would never, ahem, break the law.

Her "good behavior" last week may have worked to get her 45-day sentence halved but we seriously doubt this latest show of holiness will save her from prison.

Still, a bit of wholesome reading might make the days fly by when she's in the slammer.

It's a little cold out there in Cali, eh?
:P

You should defend here Cajun. I bet it would have its "perks."

The thing about that bible is that it's made of solid gold.

Geeze its only 3 freakin weeks.
If Martha Stewart can do it I am sure Paris can.
Its not like they are putting her in a high security place like Attica or anything.

Shes your classic DB jim, a d**b b1tch.Does anyone else feel as if her flesh should be burning where the bible touches?