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    Re: Paris goes to jail, does not pass "GO", does not collect $200

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    Zeus is full of shit...he KNOWS that he strapped on the beer goggles on more than one occasion...we all did at one time or another...and if he denies it, he's lying.

    Besides, Paris might not be the hottest...but she's plenty hot enough...and since "hittin' it" doesn't mean you have to marry her, who cares how dumb she is!
    Just because you have a history of climbing onto the beauty-challenged, don't extrapolate your experiences on to me.
    I can honestly say that I don't look back on any woman I've slept with and say "Wow, wish I hadn't done that."

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    Re: Paris goes to jail, does not pass "GO", does not collect $200

    "PurplePackerEater" wrote:
    Imagine Zues on a first date, "Here is an IQ test and a scratch pad, before I hit it, I gotta know how smart you are."
    Candidates need not be Mensa-members, but they must, at least, know how to balance their own checkbook.

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    Re: Paris goes to jail, does not pass "GO", does not collect $200

    "Zeus" wrote:
    "PurplePackerEater" wrote:
    Imagine Zues on a first date, "Here is an IQ test and a scratch pad, before I hit it, I gotta know how smart you are."
    Candidates need not be Mensa-members, but they must, at least, know how to balance their own checkbook.

    =Z=
    Doesn't having billions of dollars and teams of accountants doing it for you override that theory?

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    Re: Paris goes to jail, does not pass "GO", does not collect $200

    "Zeus" wrote:
    "cajunvike" wrote:
    Zeus is full of pooh...he KNOWS that he strapped on the beer goggles on more than one occasion...we all did at one time or another...and if he denies it, he's lying.

    Besides, Paris might not be the hottest...but she's plenty hot enough...and since "hittin' it" doesn't mean you have to marry her, who cares how dumb she is!
    Just because you have a history of climbing onto the beauty-challenged, don't extrapolate your experiences on to me.
    I can honestly say that I don't look back on any woman I've slept with and say "Wow, wish I hadn't done that."

    =Z=
    Since the ONLY woman you got to sleep with you was your WIFE...and ONLY after you put the rock on her finger, you WOULD have to say that!
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: Paris goes to jail, does not pass "GO", does not collect $200

    "Zeus" wrote:
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    Come on, admit it.
    You'd hit it.


    I would and I wouldn't even need to do a full 30 pack.
    No frigging way.
    Just being "pretty" and marginally hot is not enough for me to "hit it".
    I kinda like my wimmens not to be dumb as a box of rocks.

    =Z=
    Like a smart woman would be wanting you to "hit it".
    LOL.
    My experience has been that smart women do not refer to having sex as hitting it.
    Usually that turn on is reserved for a box of rocks.
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    Re: Paris goes to jail, does not pass "GO", does not collect $200

    Paris Hilton was released from a Los Angeles County jail early today after only serving five days of her more than three-week sentence for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.
    I'll bet that's the 1st time since she left home that she spent the night in the same bed 4 nights in a row.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Paris goes to jail, does not pass "GO", does not collect $200

    Nice Singer.

    This doesn't bother me because I could care less about her, but it does bother me a little I guess because our system is kinda flawed. Someone do an experiment. Do everything she did, and get the jail sentence. We'll do a documentary and see if you get out this good.

    Any volunteers? Woo?

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    Re: Paris goes to jail, does not pass "GO", does not collect $200

    "PurplePackerEater" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    "PurplePackerEater" wrote:
    Imagine Zues on a first date, "Here is an IQ test and a scratch pad, before I hit it, I gotta know how smart you are."
    Candidates need not be Mensa-members, but they must, at least, know how to balance their own checkbook.
    Doesn't having billions of dollars and teams of accountants doing it for you override that theory?
    No - that's the whole point.
    She was in jail and is now on house arrest because she's too fucking stupid to understand that she can't drive w/out a license.

    =Z=

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    Re: Paris goes to jail, does not pass "GO", does not collect $200

    "Zeus" wrote:
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    "Zeus" wrote:
    "PurplePackerEater" wrote:
    Imagine Zues on a first date, "Here is an IQ test and a scratch pad, before I hit it, I gotta know how smart you are."
    Candidates need not be Mensa-members, but they must, at least, know how to balance their own checkbook.
    Doesn't having billions of dollars and teams of accountants doing it for you override that theory?
    No - that's the whole point.
    She was in jail and is now on house arrest because she's too fucking stupid to understand that she can't drive w/out a license.

    =Z=
    A lot of non famous people are to dumb to figure that one out.

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    Re: Paris goes to jail, does not pass "GO", does not collect $200

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    "PurplePackerEater" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    "PurplePackerEater" wrote:
    Imagine Zues on a first date, "Here is an IQ test and a scratch pad, before I hit it, I gotta know how smart you are."
    Candidates need not be Mensa-members, but they must, at least, know how to balance their own checkbook.
    Doesn't having billions of dollars and teams of accountants doing it for you override that theory?
    No - that's the whole point.
    She was in jail and is now on house arrest because she's too fucking stupid to understand that she can't drive w/out a license.
    A lot of non famous people are to dumb to figure that one out.
    And I don't want to screw any of them, either.

    =Z=

    Thanks to Josdin for the awesome sig!

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