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    Re: Paris goes to jail, does not pass "GO", does not collect $200

    She's already out...fitted with an ankle bracelet and given home arrest.

    http://www.startribune.com/217/story/1231544.html
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    Re: Paris goes to jail, does not pass "GO", does not collect $200

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    She's already out...fitted with an ankle bracelet and given home arrest.

    http://www.startribune.com/217/story/1231544.html
    Fuckin' Bullshit!

    What's kind of punishment is house arrest in a billion dollar home? The system is flawed.

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    Re: Paris goes to jail, does not pass "GO", does not collect $200

    If I did what she did, I wouldn't see the light of day for 10 years. It sucks to be rich and famous.

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    Re: Paris goes to jail, does not pass "GO", does not collect $200

    Come on, admit it.
    You'd hit it.


    I would and I wouldn't even need to do a full 30 pack.

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    Re: Paris goes to jail, does not pass "GO", does not collect $200

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    Come on, admit it.
    You'd hit it.


    I would and I wouldn't even need to do a full 30 pack.
    No frigging way.
    Just being "pretty" and marginally hot is not enough for me to "hit it".
    I kinda like my wimmens not to be dumb as a box of rocks.

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    Re: Paris goes to jail, does not pass "GO", does not collect $200

    "Zeus" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    Come on, admit it.
    You'd hit it.


    I would and I wouldn't even need to do a full 30 pack.
    No frigging way.
    Just being "pretty" and marginally hot is not enough for me to "hit it".
    I kinda like my wimmens not to be dumb as a box of rocks.

    =Z=
    Back in the day (Wildwoman keeps me under control now) my standards were much lower.
    ;D

    When I was stationed in New London CT, we used to have a thing called hogger night....... Nuff said.
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    Re: Paris goes to jail, does not pass "GO", does not collect $200

    "Zeus" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    Come on, admit it.
    You'd hit it.


    I would and I wouldn't even need to do a full 30 pack.
    No frigging way.
    Just being "pretty" and marginally hot is not enough for me to "hit it".
    I kinda like my wimmens not to be dumb as a box of rocks.

    =Z=
    Well, a man could certainly do worse.

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    Re: Paris goes to jail, does not pass "GO", does not collect $200

    This is complete bull droppings. How the heck does this happen, even if she does have medical problems they could have said come back in a month, but no they tell her to go home where she can talk on the phone, have friends over, basically go on with her life. I wonder what all the other people who are doing there time feel about this. I think if I were in jail I would stop eating until they let me out.

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    Re: Paris goes to jail, does not pass "GO", does not collect $200

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    Come on, admit it.
    You'd hit it.


    I would and I wouldn't even need to do a full 30 pack.
    No frigging way.
    Just being "pretty" and marginally hot is not enough for me to "hit it".
    I kinda like my wimmens not to be dumb as a box of rocks.

    =Z=
    Back in the day (Wildwoman keeps me under control now) my standards were much lower.

    ;D

    When I was stationed in New London CT, we used to have a thing called hogger night....... Nuff said.
    ;D
    Zeus is full of shit...he KNOWS that he strapped on the beer goggles on more than one occasion...we all did at one time or another...and if he denies it, he's lying.

    Besides, Paris might not be the hottest...but she's plenty hot enough...and since "hittin' it" doesn't mean you have to marry her, who cares how dumb she is!
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    Re: Paris goes to jail, does not pass "GO", does not collect $200

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    Come on, admit it.
    You'd hit it.


    I would and I wouldn't even need to do a full 30 pack.
    No frigging way.
    Just being "pretty" and marginally hot is not enough for me to "hit it".
    I kinda like my wimmens not to be dumb as a box of rocks.

    =Z=
    Back in the day (Wildwoman keeps me under control now) my standards were much lower.

    ;D

    When I was stationed in New London CT, we used to have a thing called hogger night....... Nuff said.
    ;D
    Zeus is full of shit...he KNOWS that he strapped on the beer goggles on more than one occasion...we all did at one time or another...and if he denies it, he's lying.

    Besides, Paris might not be the hottest...but she's plenty hot enough...and since "hittin' it" doesn't mean you have to marry her, who cares how dumb she is!
    Imagine Zues on a first date, "Here is an IQ test and a scratch pad, before I hit it, I gotta know how smart you are."


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