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    Ore. woman, 88, gives naked intruder the 'squeeze'

    PORTLAND, Ore. – The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office said an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing. Deputy Paul McRedmond said the man got into the house Tuesday through a sliding door. He backed the woman into her living room and pushed her face down onto a chair.

    That's when the woman reached behind and squeezed. The man tore free and fled.........
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    Re: Ore. woman, 88, gives naked intruder the 'squeeze'

    America Fights Back!
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    The rigors of Spartan life. Leonidas is cast out into the wild, and survives the harsh winter to return to his home, when he is crowned King ....a Viking!

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    Re: Ore. woman, 88, gives naked intruder the 'squeeze'

    Tore is an action verb in this story. 88 years old and still fighting off the men!
    She's obviously one heck of a woman. Three cheers.
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    Re: Ore. woman, 88, gives naked intruder the 'squeeze'

    pics?
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    Re: Ore. woman, 88, gives naked intruder the 'squeeze'

    "gregair13" wrote:
    pics?
    lmao.
    Yeah, nothing like ringing in the new year with pics an 88 yr old woman ripping the nads off a guy.
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    Re: Ore. woman, 88, gives naked intruder the 'squeeze'

    lol. I know. It would be a neat way to start another new year
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