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    Re: Oprah Stuns Audience With Free Man Giveaway

    I'll sing but I am not holding hands.

    Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
    Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
    Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
    O Lord, kumbaya
    Someone’s laughing, Lord, kumbaya
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    O Lord, kumbaya
    Someone’s crying, Lord, kumbaya
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    O Lord, kumbaya
    Someone’s praying, Lord, kumbaya
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    O Lord, kumbaya
    Someone’s singing, Lord, kumbaya
    Someone’s singing, Lord, kumbaya
    Someone’s singing, Lord, kumbaya
    O Lord, kumbaya
    Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
    Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
    Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
    O Lord, kumbaya
    Another version of the song:

    Kum ba yah, my Lord, kum ba yah
    Kum ba yah, my Lord, kum ba yah
    Kum ba yah, my Lord, kum ba yah
    Oh Lord, kum ba yah
    Hear me crying, Lord, kum ba yah
    Hear me crying, Lord, kum ba yah
    Hear me crying, Lord, kum ba yah
    Oh Lord, kum ba yah
    Hear me singing, Lord, kum ba yah
    Hear me singing, Lord, kum ba yah
    Hear me singing, Lord, kum ba yah
    Oh Lord, kum ba yah
    Hear me praying, Lord, kum ba yah
    Hear me praying, Lord, kum ba yah
    Hear me praying, Lord, kum ba yah
    Oh Lord, kum ba yah
    Oh I need you, Lord, kum ba yah
    Oh I need you, Lord, kum ba yah
    Oh I need you, Lord, kum ba yah
    Oh Lord, kum ba yah

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    Re: Oprah Stuns Audience With Free Man Giveaway

    That fabulous rendition just brought a tear to my eye...oh wait, that was just foul body odor from the guy sitting next to me.



    Prohet, Winona Vike???
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    Re: Oprah Stuns Audience With Free Man Giveaway

    and if some male host was to give away women, the show would be pulled from the air immediately
    People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.

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    Re: Oprah Stuns Audience With Free Man Giveaway

    "olson_10" wrote:
    and if some male host was to give away women, the show would be pulled from the air immediately
    Umm not sure if you know this or not but its not real....

    click on the link or read some of the above posts

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    Re: Oprah Stuns Audience With Free Man Giveaway

    I've heard Oprah keeps her weight down by eating nothing but onions.

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    Re: Oprah Stuns Audience With Free Man Giveaway

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    I've heard Oprah keeps her weight down by eating nothing but onions.

    I always thought she was a carpet muncher.
    What we've got here is failure to communicate.

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    Re: Oprah Stuns Audience With Free Man Giveaway

    Prophet got me on this one.
    I'm usually pretty good at sniffing them out before I even waste my time by reading too much of the "story".


    That being said, I love The Onion...hilarious!
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    Re: Oprah Stuns Audience With Free Man Giveaway

    I've been duped on an onion story or two, and I'm not a huge fan of the paper, but it usually creates something interesting to chat about.
    It's also humorous to watch other people fall for it.
    This Oprah one though did seem pretty believable though.
    To me it completely seemed like something she would do on her show.

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    Re: Oprah Stuns Audience With Free Man Giveaway

    I have never even seen the show before, so I didn't know if it was believable or not.
    I don't even believe half of what I see in real life so it's a moot point.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: Oprah Stuns Audience With Free Man Giveaway

    "Prophet" wrote:
    I have never even seen the show before, so I didn't know if it was believable or not.
    I don't even believe half of what I see in real life so it's a moot point.
    I've only seen it a few times, but everytime I have it involves Oprah doing some stupid publicity crap to attract more woman viewers to her show.
    I can't believe they didn't think of this as a show idea before the Onion did.

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