Only in Wisconsin

Man Allegedly Trying Break-In Calls Cops



STEVENS POINT, Wis. - If only all criminals were this helpful. A 24-year-old man called police to tell them he was trying to break into a church, but he wasn't having much luck.

Police said the found the man waiting at St. Paul's Lutheran Church. The man told them he had hoped to get married in the church and was trying to use a metal shovel to break through the doors. He told them he figured they could help.

Officers search the man and found marijuana. He then invited them to his home, where he told them they would find more drugs.

They did: He showed them his stash of marijuana and stolen prescription drugs.


The man was arrested on charges of criminal damage to property, possession of drugs and paraphernalia, police said.

Town officals were astounded.

"There aren't many arrests like that," Police Chief Jeff Morris said.

http://www.bismarcktribune.com/articles/2007/03/06/ap/strange/d8nn1erg0.txt

wow..i dont think theres much else to say..i love these stupid criminal stories, but this one is just, wow..

Geez, I've heard of cold feet before a marriage, but this guy's toes were straight up frozen!
;D

Wow, and unfortunately I live in that state!

Thats funny but check this guy out
;D

http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/TillDeath.htm

Scary..... :o

Wow! Psychotic to say the least!