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    This One's For You Cajun...

    I was digging through some old emails and found one that made me think of you. Of course you've probably already heard it:

    A Cajun was stopped by a game warden in Southern Louisiana recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a bayou well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
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    "Naw, ma fren, I ain't got none of dem, no. Dese are my pet fish."
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    "Pet fish?!"
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    "Ya. Avery night I take dese here fish down to de bayou and let dem
    swim 'round for a while. I whistle and dey jump rat back into dere ice
    chests and I take dem home."
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    "That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"
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    The Cajun looked at the game warden for a moment and then said,"It's de truth ma' fren, I'll show you. It really works."
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    "Okay, I've got to see this!"
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    The Cajun poured the fish in to the bayou and stood and waited. After
    several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"
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    "Well, what?" said the Cajun.
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    "When are you going to call them back?"
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    "Call who back?"
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    "The fish."
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    "What fish?"

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    This One's For You Cajun...

    ME TOO :drunken: Cajun here's one of two fer ya :shock:


    The National Poetry Contest had come down to the final two contestants, a Yale graduate and a CAJUN from Texas.

    They were given a word, then they were allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word.

    The word that they were given was "Timbuktu."

    First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:

    Slowly across the desert sand
    Trekked a lonely caravan;
    Men on camels, two by two
    Destination Timbuktu.


    The crowd went crazy!


    No way could the Cajun top that, they thought. The Cajun calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:




    Me and Tim a huntin' went.
    Met three women in a pop up tent.
    They was three, and we was two,
    So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.



    The Cajun won hands down!
    Yesterday is History
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    This One's For You Cajun...

    and then there is NUMBER 2

    A Cajun 911 Call

    A couple of Cajun hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.

    He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head.

    The Second Cajun starts to panic, then whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

    He frantically blurts out to the operator, "O my gawd! Help!

    My friend just died.

    He's Dead! What can I do?"

    The operator, trying to calm him says,

    "Take it easy. I can help.

    Just listen to me and follow my instructions.

    First, lets make sure he's dead."


    There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!


    The second Cajun comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"


    ROLL TIDE :rr:
    Yesterday is History
    Tomorrow a Mystery
    TODAY is a GIFT that is why WE
    call it the "PRESENT"

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    This One's For You Cajun...

    HEYYYYY :shock: what happened here ops: no one like our jokes SKOL :crybaby: I thought your was pretty dam good :wink:
    Yesterday is History
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    call it the "PRESENT"

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    This One's For You Cajun...

    i got a joke.
    "why dont the vikings like cereal??????????????????????because every time they get near a bowl they choke"

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    This One's For You Cajun...

    i know its not about cajun bit it is kinda funny

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    This One's For You Cajun...

    i guess know one liked my joke

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    This One's For You Cajun...

    They were all pretty funny...especially SKOL's...I will be repeating that one at work next week for sure!
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