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    Re: Older people of PPO, I need your wisdom!

    You could try the Jedi mind trick and tell her you have no job and have decided to move down there, move in with her and take care of your child while you are looking for work and see how she responds.

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    Re: Older people of PPO, I need your wisdom!

    "UffDaVikes" wrote:
    You could try the Jedi mind trick and tell her you have no job and have decided to move down there, move in with her and take care of your child while you are looking for work and see how she responds.
    lol

    Good idea.


    I think a little rehab stint story would be the icing on the cake.

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    Re: Older people of PPO, I need your wisdom!

    She "thinks" you are the father?!?
    As a woman, unless you are bumpin a different guy every night, you know who the father is.

    If it were me, I would let it go until she can wrap her brain around the idea of DNA testing. How far away she lives is irrelevant. These tests are easily done, even when geographical distance separates the parties involved.

    And instead of a picture, I would ask her for a copy of the Birth Certificate. Did she name you as the father at birth?

    This whole thing has a bit of a reek about it, imo.


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    Re: Older people of PPO, I need your wisdom!

    If you have a lawyer, talk to him.
    That's the smartest advice you can use.
    Freya had a great point about getting a copy of the birth certificate and finding out who if anyone is named the father.
    A DNA test is essential of course.
    I personally think that going to Texas would be a bad idea.
    You have no idea what you would be walking into, and for now it's probably best that keep your distance.
    You don't even want to show a willingness to accept responsibility until you have definitive proof.

    I wish you luck and hope things work out for the best.

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    Re: Older people of PPO, I need your wisdom!

    "Mr" wrote:
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    Mk here is my weird situation

    So this girl that I haven't talked to in over a year today calls me and says "I think your the father of my baby"

    I almost shat my pants and had a heartattack at the same time.
    I thought about it and tried to remember the night...I never "Let the dogs go" If you catch my drift, but my cousin said that doesnt matter. My cousin also said she might be trying to trap me cause I have a decent job, and a place.

    The funny thing is I said, "Well I'll get the kid tested and we will go from there" She said "Well I moved to Texas, and I can't come up there. So how about we just work something out" then my next question was "Can I see a picture of the kid" she replied "I dont internet on my phone or computer."
    I asked for a picture cause I am an Afro American guy, and she is Caucasian.

    my first thought was to tell her to Floop Off with that BS! but if this is my kid, I can't leave him like my dad did! Im usually the box of wisdom within my friends, but I got nothing...

    So should I tell her to Floop off? Do I tell my current girlfriend? Do I go down to texas and get the kid tested(if he turns out not to be mines, id shoot myself for wasting my time)? Im drawing blanks people..I appreciate the help
    If "let the dogs go" means ejaculate, jizz, romance explosion, climax, come, nut, bust, etc then it's not yours. Unless you (insert any synonym from list above) recently before you ~messed up~ her. The only way for precum to contain sperm is if it's still in your urethra from a previous ejaculation.

    Health class was fun!
    That's hilarious.
    How many times have you been inside and 'didn't let the dogs go' ?
    Seriously, how many?

    The story is fishy.

    If it is true I have the following questions that need answered before good advice can be given.

    1. Is she looking for child support?
    2. Is she looking to get back together with you because someone she wanted more left her?

    The answer is really up to you.

    If it's about child support, insist on DNA testing.
    It's a simple blood test and nobody has to travel anywhere except to get the blood drawn.
    If it's about money and not love, protect yourself by getting a lawyer if the DNA test is positive.
    A lawyer will get you joint custody of your son and try to keep your child support payments reasonable.

    If it's about lost love and I would really like to get back together with her, that's a decision you have to make.

    The very best advice I can give is this. If DNA testing proves that this is your child. Find a way to spend as much time as you can with that child. You only get one chance in life with that child. As you know, there are no do overs.

    Good luck. Insist on DNA backed proof.

    I wouldn't say anything to your current girlfriend yet.
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    Re: Older people of PPO, I need your wisdom!

    "jargomcfargo" wrote:
    "Mr" wrote:
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    Mk here is my weird situation

    So this girl that I haven't talked to in over a year today calls me and says "I think your the father of my baby"

    I almost shat my pants and had a heartattack at the same time.
    I thought about it and tried to remember the night...I never "Let the dogs go" If you catch my drift, but my cousin said that doesnt matter. My cousin also said she might be trying to trap me cause I have a decent job, and a place.

    The funny thing is I said, "Well I'll get the kid tested and we will go from there" She said "Well I moved to Texas, and I can't come up there. So how about we just work something out" then my next question was "Can I see a picture of the kid" she replied "I dont internet on my phone or computer."
    I asked for a picture cause I am an Afro American guy, and she is Caucasian.

    my first thought was to tell her to Floop Off with that BS! but if this is my kid, I can't leave him like my dad did! Im usually the box of wisdom within my friends, but I got nothing...

    So should I tell her to Floop off? Do I tell my current girlfriend? Do I go down to texas and get the kid tested(if he turns out not to be mines, id shoot myself for wasting my time)? Im drawing blanks people..I appreciate the help
    If "let the dogs go" means ejaculate, jizz, romance explosion, climax, come, nut, bust, etc then it's not yours. Unless you (insert any synonym from list above) recently before you ~messed up~ her. The only way for precum to contain sperm is if it's still in your urethra from a previous ejaculation.

    Health class was fun!
    That's hilarious.
    How many times have you been inside and 'didn't let the dogs go' ?
    Seriously, how many?

    The story is fishy.

    If it is true I have the following questions that need answered before good advice can be given.

    1. Is she looking for child support?
    2. Is she looking to get back together with you because someone she wanted more left her?

    The answer is really up to you.

    If it's about child support, insist on DNA testing.
    It's a simple blood test and nobody has to travel anywhere except to get the blood drawn.
    If it's about money and not love, protect yourself by getting a lawyer if the DNA test is positive.
    A lawyer will get you joint custody of your son and try to keep your child support payments reasonable.

    If it's about lost love and I would really like to get back together with her, that's a decision you have to make.

    The very best advice I can give is this. If DNA testing proves that this is your child. Find a way to spend as much time as you can with that child. You only get one chance in life with that child. As you know, there are no do overs.

    Good luck. Insist on DNA backed proof.

    I wouldn't say anything to your current girlfriend yet.

    be warned, if she hears or finds out anything about it on her own, you'll have lots of explainin to do, some of which may not be very pretty.

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    Re: Older people of PPO, I need your wisdom!

    Couple of things. I believe that you can get a DNA test done pretty much very cheap or for free at like
    planned parenthood or something similar, If not check with your insurance if you have some. also ask for as copy of teh Birth certificate are you listed on teh birth certificate as the father? I beklive in TX and may also be teh situation here if she is asking for child support and you claim that teh child is not yoursm, then I belive that DNA testing is required to prove you are the "Sperm Donor"

    Worse case scenerio call the Maury Povich show they have a show on at least every week about "Who's the daddy"

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    Re: Older people of PPO, I need your wisdom!

    Lol ... she can't get you a picture? Are you fucking kidding me?
    Look ... hell, you don't even know if there is a kid! Sounds like bullshit to me and she is just trying to get some money out of you.
    I would try to contact her back and tell her you are serious about getting a DNA test. I would say you want to go to Texas at that point if (and that is a BIG if) she wants to pursue that avenue.

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    Re: Older people of PPO, I need your wisdom!

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    Re: Older people of PPO, I need your wisdom!

    Well she called me back around 10:30PM. That lying idea saying I'm broke sounded really good so I gave it shot,
    though it blew up in my face seeing as one of my friends snitched on me and that's how she got my number -_-. Guess I shall be calling my lawyer tomorrow. I heard child support is like 50% O_O. I may not be old, but I'm also not young, I shall be turning 27 next month :/, and I already take care of my 15 year old brother, cause my mother just couldn't do it anymore. Geez a kid would wreck me right now, I was hoping to get my bro in college before I settle down. Shoot I'm still a big kid myself, that's why my brother is spoiled now. It's almost 3AM, haven't got no sleep, gotta get up at 7. *sighs* but I will man up though, it's what I get for clubbing and trying to stick my slick willy into everything.

    EDIT: LOL maury? I refuse to go on a show and be one of those crazy people. I don't think I'd be very entertaining seeing as I wouldn't curse her out or call her a hoe, or do a dance if I ain't the daddy. Like I said before, I have a general idea of what to do, but I have respect for a lot of you ladies and gentlemen on here, so I wanted your thoughts and opinions, but that is a hell no to Maury. Thanks though.

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