OJ says: Anna Nichole's baby may be mine

**Zeus** · 03-08-2007, 11:02 AM

This is NOT from The Onion or SportsPickle.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/03072007/gossip/pagesix/o_j__a_smith_dad_candidate_pagesix_.htm

[size=12pt]O.J. A SMITH DAD CANDIDATE[/size]

March 7, 2007 -- ADD O.J. Simpson's name to the list of Anna Nicole Smith conquests. When the blond bombshell died last month and at least three men claimed to be the father of her baby girl, Dannielynn, the double-murder acquittee "said he was throwing his hat into the ring," Norm Pardo told Page Six. Pardo is the videographer who amassed 70 hours of footage of Simpson from 2000 to 2005. "He said he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father." Simpson and Smith were castmates in "Naked Gun 331/3: The Final Insult" (1994), and Anna Nicole was certainly O.J.'s type. His murdered wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, was also blond and busty. Simpson, who often visits the Bahamas, also joked to Pardo, "I hope they don't do a DNA test on Anna Nicole's baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don't want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money - or the baby herself." Goldman - the father of Ron Goldman, who was killed with Nicole - has been the most relentless in pursuing damages over the murders in civil court after Simpson was acquitted on criminal charges.

Good lord - who didn't stick it in that bag?

=Z=

**douginc** · 03-08-2007, 11:06 AM

I had to check, double check, THEN triple check that to make sure it wasn't the Onion or Sportspickle.

Isn't this what newspaper columnists fall asleep and dream about?
That's like, six years worth of crazy headline ideas if O.J. Simpson ends up being the father!

**Mr. Purple** · 03-08-2007, 11:13 AM

hahaha OJ! Thats just creepy! Did he get away with murdering ANOTHER white woman?

**Del Rio** · 03-08-2007, 11:17 AM

He says he has really slow moving sperm.........

Cajun hurry and fart you may be able to clone OJ.

Lord I apologize..............

**cajunvike** · 03-08-2007, 11:30 AM

"Zeus" wrote:

This is NOT from The Onion or SportsPickle.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/03072007/gossip/pagesix/o_j__a_smith_dad_candidate_pagesix_.htm

[size=12pt]O.J. A SMITH DAD CANDIDATE[/size]

March 7, 2007 -- ADD O.J. Simpson's name to the list of Anna Nicole Smith conquests. When the blond bombshell died last month and at least three men claimed to be the father of her baby girl, Dannielynn, the double-murder acquittee "said he was throwing his hat into the ring," Norm Pardo told Page Six. Pardo is the videographer who amassed 70 hours of footage of Simpson from 2000 to 2005. "He said he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father." Simpson and Smith were castmates in "Naked Gun 331/3: The Final Insult" (1994), and Anna Nicole was certainly O.J.'s type. His murdered wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, was also blond and busty. Simpson, who often visits the Bahamas, also joked to Pardo, "I hope they don't do a DNA test on Anna Nicole's baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don't want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money - or the baby herself." Goldman - the father of Ron Goldman, who was killed with Nicole - has been the most relentless in pursuing damages over the murders in civil court after Simpson was acquitted on criminal charges.

Good lord - who didn't stick it in that bag?

=Z=

Definitely not YOU!

**cajunvike** · 03-08-2007, 11:31 AM

"Del" wrote:

He says he has really slow moving sperm.........

Cajun hurry and fart you may be able to clone OJ.

Lord I apologize..............

What?
That works???
If that's the case, there must be several little Del Rios and Prophets running around from the Brokeback Mountain adventures of you two!