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    The Official "WTF?" Thread...

    I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

    If you're canoeing down the middle of the road and your right front tire falls off, how many pancakes does it take to roof a doghouse?

    Big bat's down to .155; over cross up the thing no; nose, baseball, heiroglyphic, hopscotch, pouch. Inevitably two-four-eight-four-eight- four-eight-four eight; I, I with a two-two-two, three four five; down here Mother; we're all home now; so long, Jill; Beep Beep - hungry-hungry; Are you? I couldn't stand it! Not in my house! Up yours too, Don! He's back in a moment; We'll all try! Fifty-fifty? OK, but not me! (Thank you George Carlin)
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    Re: The Official "WTF?" Thread...

    GC...THE MAN...next to Richard Pryor that is!!!
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    Re: The Official "WTF?" Thread...

    [size=20px]WTF[/size]

    I just wanted to make it official. :razz:

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    Re: The Official "WTF?" Thread...

    What does this have to do with the price of wheat in china?

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    Re: The Official "WTF?" Thread...

    "shockzilla" wrote:
    I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

    If you're canoeing down the middle of the road and your right front tire falls off, how many pancakes does it take to roof a doghouse?

    Big bat's down to .155; over cross up the thing no; nose, baseball, heiroglyphic, hopscotch, pouch. Inevitably two-four-eight-four-eight- four-eight-four eight; I, I with a two-two-two, three four five; down here Mother; we're all home now; so long, Jill; Beep Beep - hungry-hungry; Are you? I couldn't stand it! Not in my house! Up yours too, Don! He's back in a moment; We'll all try! Fifty-fifty? OK, but not me! (Thank you George Carlin)
    Hey man I was just about to say the same thing :wink:

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    Re: The Official "WTF?" Thread...

    This seems like it should be the dual personalities thread.

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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    Re: The Official "WTF?" Thread...

    I was wondering as I wandered through the park...if the Vikings won out and were not number one in the NFCN, would Smoot still like smut?

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    Today I felt that I didn't feel the way that I thought I felt before I had this feeling and I thought I felt something.
    The best part of my day is when I get down on my knees, with my head in my hands, and thank GOD for everything he has given me.

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    Re: The Official "WTF?" Thread...

    Do you walk to work or carry your lunch?

    Do you go to Detroit or by train?
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    Re: The Official "WTF?" Thread...

    A man gets on a streetcar, and gives the conductor the exact change.
    The streetcar goes one block, stops, and kicks the man off. Why?

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