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    The Official "Worst One-Liner Joke You Ever Heard" Thread...

    What is the worst one-line joke you ever heard?

    Worst one I ever heard was from my sister when she was a kid:

    "Why didn't the elephant wear pants to the party?"

    "Because he was a party-pooper!"

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    Re: The Official "Worst One-Liner Joke You Ever Heard" Thread...

    what does a clock do when it gets hungry?

    it goes back four seconds!


    lol(lame out loud)




    i've got a teacher that likes to make up jokes, they ALL SUCK!!! most of the people i know now refer to bad jokes with his last name

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    Re: The Official "Worst One-Liner Joke You Ever Heard" Threa

    :scratch: Ummmmmm aren't both of those two liners? :lol:

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    Re: The Official "Worst One-Liner Joke You Ever Heard" Thread...

    Ahem,

    "My uncle raped a hooker, he was arrested for theft."

    That's GOTTA win worst one-liner.

    I may be an a$$, but at least I m a smart one

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    Re: The Official "Worst One-Liner Joke You Ever Heard" Thread...

    What killed the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

    Yeast Infection

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    Re: The Official "Worst One-Liner Joke You Ever Heard" Threa

    Two peanuts walk into a bar and one was a-salted. :roll:

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    Re: The Official "Worst One-Liner Joke You Ever Heard" Threa

    Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.
    I am a dipshit!!!

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    Re: The Official "Worst One-Liner Joke You Ever Heard" Thread...

    The bartender asks "Hey man, why do you have a steering wheel in your lap?" The British guy replies, "Its driving me nuts."

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    Re: The Official "Worst One-Liner Joke You Ever Heard" Thread...

    Confuscious say, man who go through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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    Re: The Official "Worst One-Liner Joke You Ever Heard" Thread...

    a guy walked into a bar, ouch

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