Official Purple Pride Story Thread...

[shockzilla]

OK, here's the deal. WE are ALL going to write the Purple Pride.Org Story. Each person after the one before will add one sentence to the story. Hopefully by the time the season starts, we have some interesting reading. I will start it off with this:

"It all started back in 1998, in the land of the Frozen Tundra..."

[Ltrey33]

"when the purple passion was running high in the Twin Cities."

[vegasvike]

when mighty men in the royal color of purple forced wanna-be bucs to walk the plank

[fred3105]

"when magicci wasn't a post whore."

[BBQ Platypus]

It was during these mythical, dark, mysterious times before the advent of the camera phone when a young master of webs (not Spiderman) began his great five-mile journey back home after placing fifth at the monkey fighting festival.

[DemonicViking]

"shockzilla" wrote:

"It all started back in 1998, in the land of the Frozen Tundra..."

Where I took a big dump on the 50 yard line :lol:

[mnviking80]

When the Bears were so bad, they used a racoon carcass as their QB.

[BBQ Platypus]

Um, okay. You're kind of backtracking a bit. To get this story moving again:

"BBQ Platypus" wrote:

It was during these mythical, dark, mysterious times before the advent of the camera phone when a young master of webs (not Spiderman) began his great five-mile journey back home after placing fifth at the monkey fighting festival.

[Space Coyote]

Unfortunately, he was late for dinner...and that meant he had to take the shortcut through the haunted Favre Forest.

[akvikefan89]

....And it was that he saw the most terrible thing ever to walk the earth....