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    "WBLVikeBabe" wrote:
    hahah Fedje that is awesome!!!!
    I'm fair, did one both ways--for guys, then us...but we won! :lol:
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    hahah yea, wasn't quite sure how it was going to end, but it ended the way it should be!

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    "VikingNed" wrote:
    Love it Fedje,

    If you shake your mouse back and forth really fast, it does weird things...

    I okay to shake my mouse, isn't it?......
    Whatever 'trips your trigger' Ned! :lol:
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    Re: Official Joke Page

    "FedjeViking" wrote:
    Okay, you guys will like the screen cleaner at this link....

    Edit *Nudity*

    :sign5:
    NOT work safe!

    I don' t think the cleaning lady will ever talk to me again...
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    When are you going to realize that picking out the 20 bad throws this year and ignoring the 300 good ones does not make your point?

    =Z=

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    "fabybaby32" wrote:
    The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert
    > for the night. After they got their tent all set up, both men
    fell
    > sound asleep.
    >
    > Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger
    > and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
    >
    > The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
    >
    > "What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
    >
    > The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
    > "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of
    > galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically,
    > it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to
    > be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
    > Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and
    > we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it
    > seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
    > What's it tell you, Tonto?"
    >
    > Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo
    > Sabe, you dumber than buffalo pooh. It means
    > someone stole tent."
    :sign5: :sign5: I didn't expect that!
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    Yo mama Is so poor if i ring the doorbell i hear a toilet-flush
    Rosie O'Donnell is a dude!

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    Yo mama is so poor, if i ring the doorbell she sais Ding-d0ng
    Rosie O'Donnell is a dude!

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    For the record, It's La Computadora :razz: :razz:

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    Dog VS Cat!

    As seen in a dog's diary:

    7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!
    8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
    9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
    Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!
    2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
    3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
    4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
    6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mum! My favorite!
    7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite!
    8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
    9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite!
    11pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite!

    As seen in a cat's diary:

    Day 183 of my captivity... My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

    They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.

    The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction that I get from clawing their furniture.

    Tomorrow I will eat another houseplant.

    Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded - must try this at the top of the stairs.

    In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair. I must remember to try this on their bed.

    Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear in their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, that did not work according to plan...

    There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing "allergies." I must learn what this is and how I may use it to my advantage.

    I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit.

    The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I have patience, I can wait, it is only a matter of time...
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    "PurplePeopleEaters" wrote:
    For the record, It's La Computadora :razz: :razz:
    I know, but the reasons were what made it so funny! :lol:
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