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    When my woman and I play America's favorite pastime she prefers a wooden bat over an aluminum one.. if you know what I mean.

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    To quote Joe Piscopo (as the "Old Man"):

    Back in my day, we didn't have aluminum bats...we only had wooden bats...and they (the women) liked 'em...and that's the way it was.
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    was watching baseball last night and scoring at home....if ya know what i mean!!!

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    When my woman and I play America's favorite pastime.. she always says.. that's the best ballpark frank I ever tasted.. if you know what I mean.

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    I got laid last light, if you know what I mean???
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    "cajunvike" wrote:
    "sdvikefan" wrote:
    Now cajun why do you have to go and embarass me in front of the whole board like that? I would've had them thinking inches! :lol:
    I am sure that your "Romeo" skills more than make up for other "shortcomings"...j/k

    OK, the truth is that sd is actually referred to as the "John Holmes of the prairie" up in SD...that better, sd?
    Yeah some call me John Holmes of the prairie, or the South Dakotan Dirk Diggler...either way, word gets around fast. Don't feel the need to brag like this guy guy does!
    "Meet at the quarterback!" -Purple People Eaters

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    "DemonicViking" wrote:
    When my woman and I play America's favorite pastime.. she always says.. that's the best ballpark frank I ever tasted.. if you know what I mean.
    LOL I think the writers of Three's Company should have had this thread around back then...show would have been a lot funnier.
    "Meet at the quarterback!" -Purple People Eaters

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    I'm a brick layer, but I sure do love to lay pipe too!! If you know what I mean!

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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    When I put on my Vikings jersey, my wife asked me for my purple pride...if you know what I mean!

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    When my woman and I engaged in a game of Hockey last night.. I was penalized for unnecessary roughness.. this is what happens when you get a little too aggressive with the stick when you're playing from behind

    If.......... you know what I mean.

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