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    Official Flirting Innuendo Thread

    For those of us less forward, we shall play a game called "If you know what I mean".

    If you've watched "Whose Line", you'll know it.

    All flirting shall be done through innuendo, followed by the line: "if you know what I mean".

    Example:

    Wow, those Viking cheerleads sure are hot! I'd love to fluff their pom-poms, if you know what I mean!
    Have you ever seen a race of turtles, and they all go the wrong way instead of towards the finish line?

    Welcome to the NFC North.

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    When my woman and I are cruisin down lover's lane.. she likes to be the one holding the shift lever..... if you know what I mean.

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    Red is happiest when he gets to bob the knob...if you know what I mean!
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Official Flirting Innuendo Thread

    I got in early tonight because my date wasn’t feeling well but I still plan on a happy ending ……….. If you know what I mean……. Doooh!

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    I'd like to sack the quarterback.........if you know what I mean.


    Personally, I don't think there is intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

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    Official Flirting Innuendo Thread

    When my woman and I play "football", my favorite play to call is 10 Long up the middle, if you know what I mean.
    "Meet at the quarterback!" -Purple People Eaters

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    No I don't.. :lol:

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    "sdvikefan" wrote:
    When my woman and I play "football", my favorite play to call is 10 Long up the middle, if you know what I mean.
    Too bad that South Dakota has already converted to the metric system..and it is only 10 centimeters! :lol:
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    Now cajun why do you have to go and embarass me in front of the whole board like that? I would've had them thinking inches! :lol:
    "Meet at the quarterback!" -Purple People Eaters

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    "sdvikefan" wrote:
    Now cajun why do you have to go and embarass me in front of the whole board like that? I would've had them thinking inches! :lol:
    I am sure that your "Romeo" skills more than make up for other "shortcomings"...j/k

    OK, the truth is that sd is actually referred to as the "John Holmes of the prairie" up in SD...that better, sd?
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