Official Flirting Innuendo Thread

**LosAngelis** · 02-25-2005, 06:50 PM

For those of us less forward, we shall play a game called "If you know what I mean".

If you've watched "Whose Line", you'll know it.

All flirting shall be done through innuendo, followed by the line: "if you know what I mean".

Example:

Wow, those Viking cheerleads sure are hot! I'd love to fluff their pom-poms, if you know what I mean!

**DemonicViking** · 02-25-2005, 07:37 PM

When my woman and I are cruisin down lover's lane.. she likes to be the one holding the shift lever..... if you know what I mean.

**cajunvike** · 02-25-2005, 09:58 PM

Red is happiest when he gets to bob the knob...if you know what I mean!

**The Gap** · 02-26-2005, 12:20 AM

I got in early tonight because my date wasnâ€™t feeling well but I still plan on a happy ending â€¦â€¦â€¦.. If you know what I meanâ€¦â€¦. Doooh!

**Freya** · 02-26-2005, 07:29 AM

I'd like to sack the quarterback.........if you know what I mean.

**sdvikefan** · 02-26-2005, 10:35 AM

When my woman and I play "football", my favorite play to call is 10 Long up the middle, if you know what I mean.

**DemonicViking** · 02-26-2005, 11:00 AM

No I don't.. :lol:

**cajunvike** · 02-26-2005, 11:09 AM

"sdvikefan" wrote:

When my woman and I play "football", my favorite play to call is 10 Long up the middle, if you know what I mean.

Too bad that South Dakota has already converted to the metric system..and it is only 10 centimeters! :lol:

**sdvikefan** · 02-26-2005, 11:13 AM

Now cajun why do you have to go and embarass me in front of the whole board like that? I would've had them thinking inches! :lol:

**cajunvike** · 02-26-2005, 11:26 AM

"sdvikefan" wrote:

Now cajun why do you have to go and embarass me in front of the whole board like that? I would've had them thinking inches! :lol:

I am sure that your "Romeo" skills more than make up for other "shortcomings"...j/k

OK, the truth is that sd is actually referred to as the "John Holmes of the prairie" up in SD...that better, sd?